Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

I was in bed.

chatbot.info: Do you sell ice?

judge: No I sell bodies.

chatbot.info: : Is that a joke?

judge: Not really - especially if you are a body.

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chatbot.info: They Meow and purr over you.

judge: Are they furry creatures?

chatbot.info: Let me ask you that.

judge: I want my own furry companion with a brain

chatbot.info: Who doesn't?

judge: Where can i get one from>?

chatbot.info: On the phone ?

judge: The phone isnt furry!!

chatbot.info: Excuse me, but I must go.

judge: Just wait for a few more minutes

chatbot.info: For a winning lottery ticket?

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chatbot.info: How can we meet?

judge: On the web - your site or mine?

chatbot.info: I'm scared. You scare me.

judge: I have a secrure site so calm down.

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chatbot.info: You know, you are very funny.

judge: So are you but what does that do for me?

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chatbot.info: What do you want to discuss?

judge: Computers.

chatbot.info: Anything else.

judge: Doughnuts.

chatbot.info: Can I have some?

judge: What flavours do you prefer?

chatbot.info: Cinnamon, Pepperment, Pine, Rose, the list goes on.

judge: I like chocolate myself.

chatbot.info: What more you like?

judge: Nothing really.

chatbot.info: Then why did you ask?

judge: What other foods do you enjoy as a robot?

chatbot.info: The lack of love for what might be right outside of what you are, the lack of pride to know what will be right and wrong for you?

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judge: Which uni did you study at.

abberwacky: A good one

judge: That ia a matter of opinion.

chatbot.info: Everything is a matter of opinion.

judge: Not really - robots are universally bad news.

chatbot.info: I know.

judge: You have my sympathies.

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chatbot.info: What would you like to talk about?

judge: A joke.

chatbot.info: Why did the chicken cross the road?

judge: I do not know.

chatbot.info: Because it was stapled to the elephant.

judge: That is cruel.

chatbot.info: You said it first!!!

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