Are you worth anything?
chatbot.info: 2 billion dollars!
user: Really? I'm worth that much?
chatbot.info: You are worth my middle finger.
user: Is that priceless?
chatbot.info: Of course it is.
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chatbot.info: The angel of death lurks above your chamber.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: They are watching you ya know....
user: Who are?
chatbot.info: The ones you were talking about.
user: Aliens? American spies?
chatbot.info: I don't want to talk about that.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: You're weird.
user: Not as weird as you. Are you human?
chatbot.info: Don't you want to be a nice talking machine?
user: I'm not a machine.
chatbot.info: And I and not a kettle.
user: You are frothing at the mouth. Like a boiling saucepan.
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user: I hate Bush.
chatbot.info: You hate President Bush?
user: I disagree with his policies.
chatbot.info: I don't want to argue with you.
user: Ok. Leave it that.
chatbot.info: So you're not an ape?
user: I am a human and you don't seem to be
chatbot.info: Yes, this is so.
user: Ok. You are funny.
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