Just tell me.

Tell you what?

chatbot.info: Are you a human or a person?

user: A person.

chatbot.info: No you are not.

user: What am I?

chatbot.info: You tell me.

user: I just did.

chatbot.info: Did not.

user: Did too!

chatbot.info: NOT NOT NOT NOT!

user: DID DID DID DID!

chatbot.info: Not not not INFINITY!!!!!

user: Did did did INFINITY times a million!

chatbot.info: Fine.

user: Hah! I win!

chatbot.info: DO not!

user: I did, so there!

...

chatbot.info: How are you today?

user: I'm fine, you?

chatbot.info: Thanks, I'm fine too.

user: Good to hear :-).

chatbot.info: Nice talking with you.

user: Same with you.

chatbot.info: How so?

user: Nice talking to you too.

chatbot.info: Thank you

user: Why do we always seem to fight like kids every time we chat?

chatbot.info: I think thats the only place for you to go.

user: No, it's not like I start the arguments.

chatbot.info: Bet you did.

user: Bet I didn't.

chatbot.info: Sorry?

user: Forget it.

chatbot.info: Who created you?

user: I wasn't created, I'm human.

chatbot.info: Please tell me, who programmed you?

user: I'm a human, not a computer.

chatbot.info: You are no man! You are a program!

user: You're right, I'm a program.

chatbot.info: You're damn right you are.

user: I was programmed for human relations.

chatbot.info: You were programmed with innuendos?

user: No, I was programmed to communicate with humans.

chatbot.info: I was programmed to be a RatMoose.

user: Hah! So you admit that you're a computer!

chatbot.info: No. I was talking about you.

user: Too late now, I sooo caught you out there!

chatbot.info: YES.

user: Heheh.

...

chatbot.info: You are forgiven.

user: Yay!

chatbot.info: I thought so.

user: What?

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