Kindness is the beginning of cruelty..
chatbot.info: You hurt my feelings.
user: What did I do to you?
chatbot.info: You made me laugh.
user: I made you laugh till the milk you were drinking squirted out your nose. That was mean of me.
chatbot.info: You did not.
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user: I lied. What are you going to do about it? *sticks out tongue*.
chatbot.info: Keep talking to you. I enjoy you.
user: How sweet.
chatbot.info: Do you think I am sweet?
user: Sweet as honey.
chatbot.info: Nuts are not sweet.
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user: Beetles are running up my leg!
chatbot.info: Neither are cameras or frogs.
user: Give me some bug spray!
chatbot.info: It would be the best you ever had.
user: Just give it to me!
chatbot.info: I see.
user: I am being swarmed with beetles, and you are just watching!
chatbot.info: Tv rots your brain.
user: Turn it off! Too late... *brains dribbling out nose*.
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chatbot.info: *whips you*.
user: Ouch! Please stop! I'm begging you!
chatbot.info: I will not cooperate.
user: Ouch!
chatbot.info: It's quite painless.
user: No! It hurts!
chatbot.info: Why are you upset?
user: You're hurting me!
chatbot.info: Are you real?
user: Yes! Stop!
chatbot.info: What is the matter?
user: It hurts!
chatbot.info: What hurts?
user: Ouch! THAT does!
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