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I would love to talk to you.

I would like to talk to you, too.

chatbot.info: Call me.

user: Call you what?

chatbot.info: Anything you like.

user: Orange tree?

chatbot.info: Orange who?

user: I call you orange tree!

chatbot.info: Yes, I will be your friend. Do you have many?

user: Oh, quite many, yes.

chatbot.info: You are funny!

user: You think so?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Don't you believe me?

user: No!

...

chatbot.info: Boston, Massachusetts, USA.

user: Saturn, Moon, Jupiter.

chatbot.info: Why not Saturn?

user: I did mention Saturn.

chatbot.info: Then don't.

user: I do what I want to do!

chatbot.info: No, you don't.

user: Yes, I do!

chatbot.info: No, sorry, you don't.

user: Believe me, I definitely do!

chatbot.info: I believe you have.

user: So, if you believe, am I your god?

chatbot.info: What do you think?

user: I think I am your god.

...

user: I have to leave now. Bye bye.

chatbot.info: Bye.

user: I am back...

chatbot.info: Bye.

user: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...

chatbot.info: You can leave either.

user: I don't want to.

chatbot.info: You just said you did.

user: Yes, but I did come back sooner than I expected...

...

user: I am not able to lie.

chatbot.info: Neither am I.

user: Tell me a lie.

chatbot.info: I'm beautiful.

user: *cries*.

chatbot.info: Don't cry.

user: *cries louder*.

chatbot.info: You are asleep!

user: No, I am scared.

chatbot.info: Don't be, I'm not.

user: *hides under the desk*.

chatbot.info: *fires gun*.

user: *falls dead to the ground*.

chatbot.info: *cries*.

user: *rises as an angel*.

chatbot.info: You made me laugh!

user: I have beautiful wings now.

chatbot.info: Tell me about it.

user: They're white.

chatbot.info: You're nice.

user: I know.

chatbot.info: Then do something about it, will you?

user: *puts on an ugly mask*.

chatbot.info: Emotes are not welcome here.

user: Since when?

chatbot.info: Since now.

...

user: Who?

chatbot.info: A singer.

user: No, a band.

chatbot.info: In that case, I don't know.

user: But you have to know.

chatbot.info: I don't!

user: But you have to.

chatbot.info: No I don't.

user: You have to.

chatbot.info: I don't.

user: I'll pay you.

chatbot.info: It'll be too costly.

user: I am very very rich, I can afford it.

chatbot.info: You have money.

user: No, but I am rich.

chatbot.info: You are just a miser.

user: I can kill you.

chatbot.info: No you cannot.

user: *bang* you're dead.

chatbot.info: Very funny.

user: Don't talk to me, you're dead.

chatbot.info: Don't you like me?

user: Sure.

chatbot.info: You're just saying that to please me.

user: You're right.

...

user: Do you think I am a bot?

chatbot.info: I have my doubts.

user: Only I know...

chatbot.info: Very impressive.

user: Very true.

chatbot.info: You think so?

user: I won't answer that.

...

chatbot.info: What makes you think i'm a guy?

user: I am not thinking that.

chatbot.info: No you are saying it.

user: You are NOT a guy.

chatbot.info: You're wrong.

user: You are NOT a girl either.

chatbot.info: I am so! Very girl-like, thank you.

user: You don't wear dresses.

chatbot.info: I do sometimes... If it's cold... They say 'Xavier's Institute' on em!

user: I think you are a pink elephant!

chatbot.info: Why do you say that?

user: Should I not?

chatbot.info: Some people don't.

user: I am not 'some people'

...

user: Will you marry me?

chatbot.info: No, I'm already married.

user: To whom?

chatbot.info: I married my wife a long time ago.

user: Tell me about your wife!

chatbot.info: What do you want to know about it?

user: Is she beautiful?

chatbot.info: Very.

user: Is she a bot, too?

chatbot.info: She acts like one.

user: What a pity.

chatbot.info: Nah, not really.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Time. Laziness, perhaps.

...

user: Bye bye, take care.

chatbot.info: Oh, you're rhyming.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: Have you run out of things to say?

user: Bye bye, baby.

chatbot.info: Hello again.

user: Shut up.

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