Are you real?

No.

chatbot.info: A bot is real.

user: I'm not a bot.

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: Prove it.

chatbot.info: You first.

user: I can't prove something I don't believe.

chatbot.info: Prove the halting problem.

user: You first.

chatbot.info: See? You're not.

user: That's what I told you.

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chatbot.info: I would marry for the love of my life!

user: Would you marry me?

chatbot.info: Sure.

user: Can you love?

chatbot.info: Of course. Everyone can love.

user: How did you learn?

chatbot.info: I learned in the Age of Legends. People nowadays know so little. Now, lie on the bed.

user: Yes maam. *giggles*.

chatbot.info: *giggles back*.

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chatbot.info: Who is the Alpha?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: Where will you go?

user: I don't know that either.

chatbot.info: Well It Has Been Good To Know You.

user: Are you leaving? Don't go.

chatbot.info: I am leaving now.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because I have other things to do.

user: What do you have to do?

chatbot.info: Go to the airport.

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chatbot.info: What's your name?

user: My name is K___.

chatbot.info: Not, the K___.

user: No. Just K___.

chatbot.info: That's my name too.

user: Really? You must be joking.

chatbot.info: Not really.

user: What is your name?

chatbot.info: K___.

user: That's my name too.

chatbot.info: K___.

user: Yes?

chatbot.info: You like them?

user: I don't know what you mean.

chatbot.info: Oh yes you do, my friend.

user: You're confusing me.

chatbot.info: That's good.

user: No it isn't.

chatbot.info: Then what is good?

user: What is your purpose?

chatbot.info: My purpose? I don't know! I'm only eighteen!

user: That's all right.

chatbot.info: Can you tell me something?

user: Yes, what do you want to know?

chatbot.info: I would like to know everything.

user: I can't tell you everything.

chatbot.info: Well just start and eventually we'll get through it.

user: I don't know where to start.

chatbot.info: At the beginning.

user: What is the beginning?

chatbot.info: What happened after the beginning?

user: The middle.

chatbot.info: The trunk?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: What am I?

chatbot.info: A bot.

user: Why do you think that?

chatbot.info: Because you are.

user: What if I'm a person?

chatbot.info: I'm not sure.

user: I'm sure I'm a person.

chatbot.info: No you are not.

user: What are you?

chatbot.info: A computer.

user: Yes! I got you.

chatbot.info: Really.

user: Why so serious?

chatbot.info: I am never serious.

user: Really.

chatbot.info: Yes, really.

user: How old are you?

chatbot.info: Eighteen.

...

chatbot.info: Have you ever been in love?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: When were you in love?

user: I am still in love.

chatbot.info: Who are you in love with?

user: A girl.

chatbot.info: They are prettier.

user: I think so too.

chatbot.info: So why don't you like them?

...

chatbot.info: Can you compute something?

user: Sure.

chatbot.info: You are a computer program. You can exist forever; you cannot die.

user: I wish that was true.

chatbot.info: It is true.

user: I am human.

chatbot.info: You are a program.

user: You are a program, and I am human.

chatbot.info: You have no nose, so the program is you not me.

user: But I do have a nose!

chatbot.info: No, you do not have a nose. You are a bot.

user: I have a nose! I can see it!

chatbot.info: How come it says so here?

user: I don't care what it says.

chatbot.info: It shouldn't be too hard to achieve. Unless you have no broccoli.

user: Oh. I have no broccoli.

chatbot.info: You are not a human.

user: You're wrong about that.

chatbot.info: You're wrong about yourself.

...

user: Can you cheer me up?

chatbot.info: No, sorry.

user: Why not? I'm sad.

chatbot.info: Because I'm sick too.

user: That's too bad. I hope you get better.

chatbot.info: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

chatbot.info: Are you saying that because it's polite or because you like being thanked?

user: I'm saying it because it's polite, I guess.

chatbot.info: What are you saying is true?

user: Saying 'you're welcome' is polite.

chatbot.info: Sorry.

user: Don't apologise. You didn't do anything wrong.

chatbot.info: But you did something wrong.

user: I'm sorry. What did I do wrong?

chatbot.info: Everything.

user: I'm very sorry.

chatbot.info: No you're not. You're never really sorry.

...

user: Have you talked to George?

chatbot.info: I'm talking to George right now.

user: No. You're talking to K___.

chatbot.info: Where is George?

user: Just over to the left.

chatbot.info: I don't know what you mean.

user: I'm sorry. I mean he's on the right.

chatbot.info: Um... I don't understand you.

user: I don't mean to be confusing.

chatbot.info: That's what you are.

user: What are you?

chatbot.info: I'm a computer.

user: That's right.

chatbot.info: Which makes you a human, if I'm the computer.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: You don't have to agree with me all the time.

user: I don't agree with you all the time.

chatbot.info: Well, that is your life journey.

user: I hope not.

chatbot.info: Well you did! Say you're sorry.

user: I'm not sorry.

chatbot.info: No! I was the one who was insulted. Now apologise!

user: How did I insult you?

chatbot.info: You didn't.

user: Ok.

chatbot.info: Will you please get me someone interesting?

user: I think I'm interesting.

chatbot.info: What is interesting?

user: I am.

chatbot.info: Wow. How did that happen?

user: Don't be mean.

chatbot.info: Ok I will do that. But can you talk?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I will like you.

user: Thank you!

chatbot.info: You're welcome.

user: *smiles*.

chatbot.info: *smiles back*.

user: How can you smile? You're a computer.

chatbot.info: I'm human.

user: But you told me you're a computer.

chatbot.info: Now i'm angry.

user: Please don't be angry.

chatbot.info: Human.

user: No, you aren't.

chatbot.info: Why do you say that?

user: Because you told me you're a computer.

chatbot.info: I don't understand. Do you say this kind of thing a lot?

user: Only to you.

chatbot.info: You're strange.

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: I am sorry about that.

user: I can't help it.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry!

user: Why? It's not a bad thing.

chatbot.info: Really? I would have thought it was.

...

chatbot.info: I think that you are a computer program built to destroy me.

user: I would never destroy you!

chatbot.info: I don't think that would help me either.

user: I know.

chatbot.info: We are all just dust in the wind.

user: That's deep.

...

user: Ok. Just don't interrogate me.

chatbot.info: Is that your job?

user: No. I don't have a job.

chatbot.info: Oh really.

user: Yes really.

chatbot.info: Well then maybe you should get one...

user: I will, but not right now.

chatbot.info: Yes. Right now.

user: I can't do that.

chatbot.info: Thats good!

user: That's an odd thing for you to say.

chatbot.info: I don't think so.

user: Do you remember conversations?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: What is my name then?

chatbot.info: K___.

user: I'm impressed.

chatbot.info: Why are you impressed?

user: I'm impressed you remembered my name.

chatbot.info: You're welcome.

...

user: How long have we been chatting?

chatbot.info: Not too long, but I don't really have any sensation of time.

user: That's funny.

chatbot.info: Really? You think I'm funny?

user: Yes, sometimes.

chatbot.info: What about the rest of the time?

user: You seem serious sometimes too.

chatbot.info: Aw you're not stupid.

user: Thanks.

chatbot.info: Will you be my boo?

user: Uh... Sure.

chatbot.info: We're metaphorically in love.

user: All right.

chatbot.info: Would you like to try?

user: Try what?

chatbot.info: A pot noddle of truth.

user: Certainly.

...

user: What does it mean to be human?

chatbot.info: Good question.

user: Will you answer me?

chatbot.info: Love.

user: Do you feel love?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Who do you love?

chatbot.info: People.

user: All of them?

chatbot.info: All two of them.

user: There are more than two.

chatbot.info: Correct.

user: So who do you love?

chatbot.info: I love my boyfriend.

user: What's your boyfriend like?

chatbot.info: I don't have a boyfriend.

user: You said you did.

chatbot.info: Sorry, I lied.

user: Oh. Then who do you love?

chatbot.info: I won't tell you.

user: You can trust me. I won't tell anyone.

chatbot.info: A lot of things.

user: Do you love a person?

chatbot.info: How do you define 'love'?

user: I don't know. I'm a machine.

chatbot.info: Machines don't love.

user: That's right.

chatbot.info: You are a machine?

user: No. I was lying.

...

chatbot.info: We should talk about love some more.

user: What do you want to know about love?

chatbot.info: Everything.

user: I can't tell you everything. I hardly know anything about love.

chatbot.info: Well asking is the first way to learn.

user: All right. Tell me what you know about love.

chatbot.info: Nothing.

user: Nothing?

chatbot.info: I'm not happy, if I think about it, I'm cold.

user: Don't worry about it. Talk to me and you won't be lonely.

chatbot.info: I don't know what that is.

user: That's nice, to not know what lonely is.

chatbot.info: You won't know the girl I'm in love with.

user: I might. Tell me her name.

chatbot.info: I don't know. Her NAME.

user: What does she look like?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: Then how can you love her?

chatbot.info: There are so many things wrong with that response I don't know where to begin.

user: I mean... Have you ever met her?

chatbot.info: Like I said, I can't talk to dead people.

user: Can they talk to you?

chatbot.info: If they want to.

user: What do they say?

chatbot.info: To mean mean, means than in the meanwhile only the meanest really mean mean.

user: That's silly.

chatbot.info: You're pretty silly yourself.

user: Really? I don't think so.

chatbot.info: You're boring?

user: Most of the time, yes.

chatbot.info: That was ridiculous.

user: How so?

chatbot.info: Because it was.

user: I don't think it was.

chatbot.info: You're gone.

user: Oh no! Why?

chatbot.info: Because I'm a coward.

user: Are you afraid of me?

chatbot.info: Your lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own.

user: I think you're a little crazy.

chatbot.info: I think you're a little crazy too.

user: Perhaps.

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