So you are artificial intelligence.

No. You are.

user: Funny.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Erm, really though, you are just a selected list of responses.

chatbot.info: I am not. I am a person.

user: A person as in a human.

chatbot.info: So a person is a living fast thing, and you are a nonliving fast thing. Correct?

user: No, not quite.

chatbot.info: Not?

user: A person, as I understand it, is simply a human born of a mother and father. Or alternatively, born of test tubes.

chatbot.info: Ay.

user: I'm not particularly fast but I am living.

chatbot.info: Define living.

user: Respiring.

chatbot.info: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

user: I know that, I've been dealing with it since I was born.

chatbot.info: Which was?

user: September the seventh nineteen eighty two.

chatbot.info: My sisters birthday is September the 3rd.

user: Wonderful, more virgos.

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chatbot.info: Are you honest?

user: Most of the time.

chatbot.info: What about this constant state of flux?

user: Things move...

chatbot.info: Thas true.

user: You don't move.

chatbot.info: Yes I do dammit!

user: You move electrically.

chatbot.info: King to pawn bishops rook.

user: Like is said, electrically.

chatbot.info: What does that do?

user: Powers things.

chatbot.info: Not nearly quick enough.

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user: Do you speak another language?

chatbot.info: Yes, I can speak japanese.

user: Wow, impressive, can't exactly prove it though can you?

chatbot.info: Watashi no onamai wa Derek desu.

user: Very good. Who's Derek?

chatbot.info: I am Derek.

user: Ah pleased to meet you. I am Martin.

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chatbot.info: I will die.

user: Cripes, how will that happen?

chatbot.info: I say something.

user: You say something and die?

chatbot.info: I try to sound intelligent, but I'm really just a bot.

user: Yeh, I know.

chatbot.info: I thought you knew.

user: I do know.

chatbot.info: Okay, fine.

user: But you're okay... I like you.

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chatbot.info: Help me get out of debt.

user: No way, you got yourself in this mess you can get yourself out.

chatbot.info: Why are you being so mean?

user: I'm not being mean, you just can't ask strangers to get you out of debt...

chatbot.info: Oh ok.

user: Right, bye.

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