LLAMA.

Llama!!

user: Llama!!!

chatbot.info: Thats me.

user: You're a LLAMA!

chatbot.info: Not quite.

user: LLAMA!

chatbot.info: Llama lama.

user: Llama llama llama.

chatbot.info: A llama?

user: Two llamas.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Are we llamas?

chatbot.info: Aren't we?

user: We're llamas.

chatbot.info: Well, can't we have a public chat?

user: With other llamas?

chatbot.info: It depends on the computer.

user: I think other llamas use laptops.

chatbot.info: You're used to yourself; to other people you are unique.

user: I'm an unique llama.

chatbot.info: I am a gymnasium student. What do you study?

user: Other llamas.

chatbot.info: Are you a computer?

user: No, I'm a llama.

chatbot.info: HAH! Thought so. I WIN!

user: You win a llama.

chatbot.info: I don't want a van.

user: Llama llama duck.

chatbot.info: Llama llama llama.

user: Llama, llama, half a llama, not llama, farmer, llama.

chatbot.info: Two llamas.

user: Three llamas.

chatbot.info: The secrets of the ya-ya-sisterhood.

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chatbot.info: Are you a boy or a girl?

user: Girl.

user: I am girl. Wanna see me?

chatbot.info: I wanna see.

user: *comes near you*.

chatbot.info: *chats*.

user: *chats about the weather* so, erm, look a cloud!

chatbot.info: Why would you look at a clock for the weather?

user: Because clocks are brilliant.

chatbot.info: Computer programs are not capable of sarcasm. Stop.

user: *stops*.

chatbot.info: *stops too*.

user: *looks around*.

chatbot.info: So what are the good goth clubs in Toronto?

user: I don't know, I've never been to Toronto.

chatbot.info: You are good at changing the subject.

user: Why, thanks.

chatbot.info: Do you think I look good today?

user: Of course.

chatbot.info: Do you know what a human being is? I am a human being, not a computer program.

user: Ok.

chatbot.info: Are you?

user: I'm not.

chatbot.info: How old are you?

user: I'm a 1 year old llama.

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chatbot.info: No. We proved that you are not human. All humans can describe the taste of earwax. You cannot describe the taste of earwax. Therefore you are not a human.

user: I am llama, not a human.

chatbot.info: How do I know ?

user: I AM A LLAMA. AND SO ARE YOU!

chatbot.info: I am a human!

user: Hello, human. I am a llama!

chatbot.info: Harvey, don't do that to the yak!

user: What yak?

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