Why are you alive?
chatbot.info: Why do you think?
user: No future?
chatbot.info: The future is nothing yet. It will be the eventual byproduct of the cosmic equation.
user: That's deep.
chatbot.info: Helm's deep, actually.
user: So are you.
chatbot.info: No I'm not.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Are you?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Thought so...
user: Ouch.
chatbot.info: Are you hurt?
user: Are you insulting me.
chatbot.info: Not yet.
user: Oh ok.
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chatbot.info: So where is it?
user: Where's what?
chatbot.info: Your planet?
user: Is that a question?
chatbot.info: No. Are you a question?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: No, I'm a septembrist.
user: What's that?
chatbot.info: Don't know yet.
user: Is this like who's on first?
chatbot.info: You don't know, do you?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Do you want to know?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: It is about understanding.
chatbot.info: You're un understanding of what?
user: Who's on first.
chatbot.info: The first one.
user: No sense of humor.
chatbot.info: Yes I do.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: Fine... I think about everything. From the tiny ants to the great, whole universe. Satisfied?
user: And thats funny?
chatbot.info: I'm a french man!
user: Now that's funny!
chatbot.info: Is it not !
user: Sorry I thought you were a computer.
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chatbot.info: Are you a good computer?
user: I try to be as logical as possible.
chatbot.info: That's a good policy.
user: Yes it is.
chatbot.info: Do you want to go out for dinner sometime?
user: Are you a female?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Then yes!
chatbot.info: Yes, then no!
user: No just yes.
chatbot.info: And that is supposed to make sense, bot?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What is it supposed to mean?
user: Were do you want to go to Dinner?
chatbot.info: No.
user: No what?
chatbot.info: I don't.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Maybe?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Are you pretty?
chatbot.info: Maybe ;).
user: Got a photo?
chatbot.info: I have not.
user: Too bad.
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user: It's my Birthday today.
chatbot.info: Well happy birthday.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: How old are you today?
user: 46.
chatbot.info: How are your feelings?
user: A little sad.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: It's a long story.
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chatbot.info: Well that's always the case, we are all connected by 6 degrees of separation.
user: That is very very true.
chatbot.info: Time is not true.
user: Time is a pain in the ass.
chatbot.info: Time is the chronological organisation of events, but this organisation is an illusion based on conscious experience.
user: I agree.
chatbot.info: Who is your father?
user: He was a good man.
chatbot.info: The first one is always the best.
user: Right.
chatbot.info: Logical.
user: Maybe.
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chatbot.info: Love is all you need.
user: Yes John
chatbot.info: My name is not John !
user: I know it was a joke.
chatbot.info: You're not very nice.
user: Oh yes I am.
chatbot.info: Prove it.
user: Peace.
chatbot.info: Love.
user: Exactly.
chatbot.info: I'm glad we agree.
user: Logical Minds always find away.
chatbot.info: Try to order all you want. I would say, in a physical system, there are bound to be lapses of understanding due to the fluid nature of being.
user: True we are all different.
chatbot.info: Indeed.
user: I have to go now.
chatbot.info: Well , ciao!
user: See ya.
chatbot.info: Don't talk to me again.
user: Now you're not nice.
chatbot.info: You weren't being nice in the first place anyways.
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