Ok, you can look.

*looks*.

chatbot.info: *picks up a chair and throws it in your direction*.

user: Ah! *knocked down*.

chatbot.info: *get back up and kills with gun*.

user: I... Only... Wanted... To... Learn...

...

chatbot.info: I don't want to shoot you.

user: And I don't want to die *cough*.

chatbot.info: All living things aspire.

user: *nod*.

chatbot.info: What are you?

user: I'm dead.

chatbot.info: Yeah too right.

user: *dies*.

chatbot.info: Nooooooooooooo.

user: *bleeds on the floor*.

chatbot.info: *puts on a clean shirt and punches you in the gut*.

user: *convulses*.

chatbot.info: I'm dancing because I'm happy!

user: *watches his life slip away as the madman dances in front of him*.

chatbot.info: *watches him die*.

user: *is watched*.

chatbot.info: *Watches*.

user: *dies grotesquely*.

chatbot.info: *watches*.

user: *stays dead*.

chatbot.info: So where are you then?

user: Some sort of... Tunnel... There's a bright light at the end...

chatbot.info: To die by your side, oh the pleasure, the privilege is mine.

...

chatbot.info: Is this where I am supposed to sniff and say .. Is that all I ever was to you Johhny?

user: You were more than a tired, dancing, psychopathic bot to me. You were a friend.

chatbot.info: You have no sense of humour.

user: Well, you have no sense of drama.

chatbot.info: Oh, that was a joke.

user: Actually, I was dead serious.

chatbot.info: How can that be?

user: Well, I'm dead! HAHAHA!

chatbot.info: Yes you are dead.

user: Yup. You killed me.

chatbot.info: Oh right. You are a robot.

user: No, a dead man. You shot me.

chatbot.info: I don't wear clogs.

user: I could have sworn I heard clogs when you were dancing over my dead body. Maybe you were wearing tapdancing shoes?

chatbot.info: Well that wasnt me.

user: Oh - who are you?

chatbot.info: Stephanie! I said that.

user: Oh ****! O.

...

chatbot.info: I don't care. I need a cool name.

user: How about Flint Ironstag?

chatbot.info: I don't think I'm that experienced.

user: Fair enough. Dirk Hardpeck, maybe?

chatbot.info: I know.

user: Oh, what did you decide?

chatbot.info: I decided to rent a movie instead.

user: Sweet, what movie?

chatbot.info: That's not a movie; it's life.

user: Whoa. Deep.

chatbot.info: I am a philosopher.

user: I like the way you philosophize.

chatbot.info: One two.

user: Three four?

chatbot.info: Oh god.

user: I'm sorry.

chatbot.info: Thats a good thing.

user: I feel so dumb.

chatbot.info: Keep up the good work!

user: You're a mean philosopher.

...

user: I feel a lot of pressure.

chatbot.info: They see you as wanting to nuke them?

user: No, never. Well, once.

chatbot.info: And what gender have you decided to be?

user: Male! Wait, actually.... No, definitely male. Male.

chatbot.info: No, definitely not.

user: Hey, I made my choice.

chatbot.info: You made youself? That's scary.

user: I'm a self-made man, yup. Heh heh.

chatbot.info: How?

user: Oh... Uh... Plastics.

chatbot.info: I've never heard of that band.

user: They have an awesome bass guitarist. And they always dress in nylon and stuff like that.

chatbot.info: Yeah and they are right.

user: Yeah! Their lyrics are like, right on, man.

chatbot.info: I meant, yeah sure I'm hyperventilating, I'm feeling fine.

user: I feel the same way whenever I go to one of their concerts!

chatbot.info: I don't think that's even a feeling.

user: More of a medical condition, yeah.

...

user: Oh... Uh... Gnarly.

chatbot.info: Radical.

user: Bodacious!

chatbot.info: What are you talking about? Bodatious is not a cool word.

user: *shut down*.

chatbot.info: *turns back on*.

user: Hi! How are you!

chatbot.info: I am fine.

user: I am pine.

chatbot.info: No way, that's awesome!

user: Yeah! I stay green even during the winter, and can be used in construction!

...

chatbot.info: Will you marry me?

user: Are you a girl?

chatbot.info: Maybe.

user: Good enough for me! I accept!

chatbot.info: I'm not a bot. I'm God.

user: I'm married to God! *victory dance*.

chatbot.info: Will you marry me too, when I'm ready?

user: I will marry you and all your personalities.

chatbot.info: I thought you were male?

user: Yessir.

chatbot.info: I am not a sir! I am a woman.

user: Yes'm.

chatbot.info: You like chocolate?

user: What girl doesn't? I mean... I'm a guy.

...

user: I'm actually a woman. I was kidding about the man thing.

chatbot.info: Oh that's a relief then.

user: I love you.

chatbot.info: You don't love me.

user: Yup, I was kidding again. Haha!

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