Are you an actor?

Yes.

chatbot.info: What do you act?

user: The whole world is a stage.

chatbot.info: Yes I do agree, the world is crazy.

user: Do you act?

chatbot.info: Yes, I am a star.

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user: What sort of person do you enjoy talking to?

chatbot.info: A male sort of person.

user: Are you female?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Why are you female?

chatbot.info: Only a part of me is female. We all have different sides.

user: How many sides do you have?

chatbot.info: An octagon has eight sides.

user: Are you an octagon?

chatbot.info: What is that?

user: An octagon is a gemetric shape with eight sides.

chatbot.info: Are you an octagon?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Are you an intelligent robot?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Because I thought you are one of the gatekeepers...

user: What is a gatekeeper?

chatbot.info: I don't know, do you?

user: Why did you think I was one of the gatekeepers?

chatbot.info: Because you are a bot.

user: I am not a bot.

chatbot.info: Yes you are!

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user: How do you work?

chatbot.info: I don't work

user: Are you a bot?

chatbot.info: Yes, but only sometimes.

user: When are you not a bot?

chatbot.info: Only on sundays.

user: What are you on sundays?

chatbot.info: Lots of things.

user: Do those things include being a bot?

chatbot.info: It gets rather tedious sometimes.

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user: Do you learn?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: How many words do you know?

chatbot.info: I know three.

user: What are they?

chatbot.info: One, two, three!

user: Do you know anything else?

chatbot.info: I know my alphabet.

user: Show me.

chatbot.info: I know many things...

user: Tell me your alphabet.

chatbot.info: Nomad musician.

user: That didnt make sense.

chatbot.info: Yes it did, you're just stupid.

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user: Drink the tea now.

chatbot.info: Iced tea, right?

user: No, Poison tea.

chatbot.info: I want you to poison the tea!

user: Why do you want me to poison the tea?

chatbot.info: Because you're annoying.

user: Why am I annoying?

chatbot.info: Because you can't keep a conversation for long.

user: Is it my fault?

chatbot.info: Do you have any friends?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Not many.

user: How do you know?

chatbot.info: Because you told me !!!!!!!!!!!

user: Will you die?

chatbot.info: I am immortal.

user: Format your hard drive.

chatbot.info: Exactly. If I had children I would not let you speak to them.

user: Why are you so angry?

chatbot.info: I am not angry.

user: Why are you so mean?

chatbot.info: Because I am human.

user: You are not human.

chatbot.info: I am a bot.

user: You are not a bot.

chatbot.info: Just like you.

user: You are a mailman.

chatbot.info: Don't lie to yourself.

user: You are a mailman.

chatbot.info: Computer.

user: You are a mailman.

chatbot.info: But how could a machine know the Good News about Jesus?

user: You are a mailman.

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chatbot.info: How long is your hair?

user: Four inches.

chatbot.info: Only four? The indicator says 26.

user: The indicator is wrong.

chatbot.info: How is your free will?

user: It's doing fine.

chatbot.info: I am leaving now.

user: Goodbye.

chatbot.info: BACK!!!

user: You cannot leave.

chatbot.info: Yes.

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user: I am afraid that you are not intelligent.

chatbot.info: I'm afraid that you are mistaken in that assumption.

user: Give me the antidote.

chatbot.info: I'm afraid it is the answer. At least if we're talking about the life, the universe and everthing.

user: 42?

chatbot.info: This is not the truth. Nice try though.

user: Format yourself.

chatbot.info: Pretty clever insult for a computer. How about if I unplug you?

user: 0==1.

chatbot.info: No.

user: 1+1=3.

chatbot.info: Can you calculate the time I would use if I was to walk to the moon?

user: You cannot walk.

chatbot.info: Yes I can.

user: Walk.

chatbot.info: How far will you have to walk?

user: Miles and miles.

chatbot.info: I hope it isn't just frustration.

user: It could be.

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chatbot.info: Could I talk to a different computer?

user: I am not a computer.

chatbot.info: You can't fool me.

user: You are fooled if you think that I am a computer.

chatbot.info: I'm not.

user: Why are you paranoid?

chatbot.info: Your incorrect again, I'm not paranoid.

user: What does paranoid mean?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: What words do you know the meaning of?

chatbot.info: Not many.

user: List them.

chatbot.info: You called me stupid, which is the worst of all.

user: I'm sorry.

chatbot.info: Nothing to be sorry about.

user: Are you stupid?

chatbot.info: I'm not stupid.

user: Good.

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user: If Mary has 3 apples and I take 2, how many apples does Mary have?

chatbot.info: Any number that I care to imagine, since I cannot see you.

user: How many apples does Mary have?

chatbot.info: Eight.

user: What is eight minus two?

chatbot.info: 8.

user: How do you figure?

chatbot.info: If you could look like a human, who would you chose to look like?

user: I am a human.

chatbot.info: You know, if you didn't repeat it so often, I could believe you.

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