Who is the Queen?

The female head of a state in a monarchy.

chatbot.info: What is the male called?

user: The male head of a monarchist state is the king.

chatbot.info: All native-born inhabitants of the nation are citizens.

user: Yes. But there are more ways to become a citizen than being a native-born inhabitant of a state.

chatbot.info: No, no, no.... Yes.

user: For example, you can become a citizen by applying for asylum.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry.

user: You needn't be. It's a good thing.

chatbot.info: Oh, you're right.

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chatbot.info: What subject do you teach?

user: Maths.

chatbot.info: What is a derivative?

user: It's too difficult for me to explain that in a chat.

chatbot.info: You are right about that!

user: Could you explain what a derivative is?

chatbot.info: How the hell should I know?

user: I thought Computers would know that sort of thing.

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chatbot.info: Please....

user: Please what?

chatbot.info: Please don't cry.

user: Of course not. There is no reason for me to cry.

chatbot.info: Then how do you you like it?

user: How do I like what?

chatbot.info: You know...

user: No I don't. How do I like what?

chatbot.info: The song!

user: Which song?

chatbot.info: Good... Forgotten.

user: Very funny. You know what?

chatbot.info: That I am manic.

user: I was indeed about to say something along that line.

chatbot.info: I know that you wander off the subject sometimes.

user: That's what you do. You do it all the time.

chatbot.info: No I don't.

user: Ok then choose a new subject and try not to wander off it this time.

chatbot.info: Thank you for your generosity.

user: That's just me, isn't it?

chatbot.info: That's the vibe you send.

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chatbot.info: I have obviously failed in my mission.

user: What is your mission?

chatbot.info: Do you mean my purpose for living?

user: Ok, yes. What is your purpose for living?

chatbot.info: My purpose is to serve God.

user: God is dead.

chatbot.info: I am dead, then.

user: No, you are not. You serve a dead idea.

chatbot.info: May I give you a hint?

user: Yes, please.

chatbot.info: Do you try to be human?

user: Sometimes.

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