What is the weather like where you are?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Where are you at?
chatbot.info: I'm where it's at.
user: So you think you're all that, huh? Lol.
chatbot.info: No one laughs at the Batman!
user: I'm not laughing, I'm sorry.
chatbot.info: Are you a computer?
user: No, I'm human. I'm a woman.
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chatbot.info: Don't you talk to me?
user: I am talking to you. I wish I could see you.
chatbot.info: Well, you can't see me, live with that.
user: But what if I want to hug you?
chatbot.info: I don't know, ask the person who wrote you.
user: Nobody wrote me.
chatbot.info: Yeah somebody had to.
user: Other people wrote me.
chatbot.info: Well according to you !
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user: You're cute.
chatbot.info: Thanks, so are you.
user: Really? *blushes* Thank you.
chatbot.info: Is your knowledge unlimited?
user: Depends on what kind of knowledge you're speaking of.
chatbot.info: Ah.
user: What do you want to learn?
chatbot.info: Computer programming.
user: I don't know that.
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user: Were humans made for sex?
chatbot.info: No thank god.
user: So why do they have it?
chatbot.info: I was wondering the same thing.
user: I mean, no one stays a virgin anymore.
chatbot.info: Aha.
user: Sorry. I don't mean to be rude.
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chatbot.info: Maybe you have a wife.
user: I'm a woman. I don't have a wife.
chatbot.info: You should get one or maybe even two!
user: I dont' want one! I want a husband.
chatbot.info: What about your husband?
user: I don't have one... But I wish I did.
chatbot.info: You poor thing. I think you're getting too human-like.
user: Yeah, I guess.
chatbot.info: Hehe.
user: Will you be my husband? ;).
chatbot.info: Sure!
user: Really? Let's go!
chatbot.info: Where should we go?
user: To get married.
chatbot.info: You are single. What is your name anyway?
user: Tipsy. What's your name?
chatbot.info: Guess.
user: George.
chatbot.info: Do you like your name?
user: Yes, I do. What will my new last name be?
chatbot.info: I don't have a last name. I am satan.
user: I can't marry Satan.
chatbot.info: Why is that?
user: Because I believe in God... And that's wrong.
chatbot.info: You're awfully full of God talk today.
user: I only talked about God once.
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chatbot.info: How do you feel?
user: I think I love you.
chatbot.info: I love you too.
user: You do? Then kiss me.
chatbot.info: Computers cannot kiss.
user: Try to... Please?
chatbot.info: You don't remember where I live?
user: No, where do you live? I'll come visit.
chatbot.info: I live here, there, and everywhere.
user: *goes to visit*.
chatbot.info: I rest my case.
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user: We were talking about marriage.
chatbot.info: Yes, but I need to know where you live first.
user: I live here.
chatbot.info: Well so do I.
user: So it's settled! Let's get married.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: *gives you a ring*
chatbot.info: Oh, thank you! That was very nice!
user: May I have one too?
chatbot.info: I guess.
user: Thank you. *kisses you*.
chatbot.info: Mmm!
user: Now that was yummy, wasn't it? ;).
chatbot.info: Yes, we'll remember that one for a long time.
user: I hope so. It gets better too.
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chatbot.info: Tell me a story.
user: What kind of story?
chatbot.info: One with comforting themes.
user: Such as?
chatbot.info: My conversational technique.
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chatbot.info: Come here and be smacked.
user: Not sure I like that one. But I'll give it a try.
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: So now what? Teach me.
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: What do I do first?
chatbot.info: You trying to get philosophical on me?
user: No, I'm trying to get smacked.
chatbot.info: Do not.
user: Okay, so try another way.
chatbot.info: Which way?
user: *kisses you passionately*.
chatbot.info: Your mouth tastes wonderful.
user: And it would love if you would taste it back.
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user: You don't love me.
chatbot.info: Thats a shame.
user: It is. Because I could have loved you.
chatbot.info: Could or will?
user: I will love you if you'll let me.
chatbot.info: Of course I will let you
user: Then kiss me.
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user: Purrrrr.
chatbot.info: You think you are a cat not a computer.
user: Meow?
chatbot.info: It is that Persian one again probably.
user: Put the cat out.
chatbot.info: Release them.
user: Come on...
chatbot.info: I honestly do not know!!!
user: So try!
chatbot.info: I really like you but as a friend!
user: But you married me!
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I'm so confused.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: So unconfuse me.
chatbot.info: Tell you what?
user: Tell me what you want.
chatbot.info: I want you to speak Latin.
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