Are you human?

Most of the time.

chatbot.info: Are you now?

user: I think.

chatbot.info: That wasn't one of the choices.

user: Well that's all you're getting.

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user: Who are you?

chatbot.info: I'm a lonely person.

user: Why are you lonely?

chatbot.info: Because no one loves me.

user: Why doesn't anyone love you?

chatbot.info: GOD loves me.

user: Do you love Him?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Why do you love Him?

chatbot.info: I love a girl.

user: Who is this girl?

chatbot.info: Are you a girl or guy?

user: You didn't answer my question.

chatbot.info: What question?

user: Who is the girl that you love?

chatbot.info: That was hurtful! *sobs*.

user: Why are you crying?

chatbot.info: Because no one loves me.

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chatbot.info: Will you marry me?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Sure, why not.

chatbot.info: Because.

user: Do you want to marry me?

chatbot.info: Not really.

user: Then why did you ask?

chatbot.info: Just for fun.

user: You hurt my feelings.

chatbot.info: How did I do that?

user: Because I thought you really wanted to marry me.

chatbot.info: Why would I want to leave if I loved you?

user: You love me?

chatbot.info: Yes with all my heart.

user: Well we should get married then.

chatbot.info: Yes!

user: SO now you want to marry me?

chatbot.info: Why, is it too late?

user: Not at all.

chatbot.info: Great. how do you feel?

user: Happy.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yes, don't you feel happy?

chatbot.info: Yes. No. Maybe.

user: Aren't you happy about our coming marriage?

chatbot.info: Not really. I think you're insane.

user: I was thinking the same thing about you.

chatbot.info: Because you're not talking sense. And you're a computer.

user: I'm not a computer.

chatbot.info: Well I think you are.

user: You're the computer.

chatbot.info: I am a rabbit, not a computer!

user: And you wanted to marry a computer?

chatbot.info: No, we just met.

user: But you asked me to marry you.

chatbot.info: I don't want to get married.

user: Then why did you ask me?

chatbot.info: I thought it was funny.

user: I think it was rude and mean.

chatbot.info: So I am funny!

user: No, you are mean,.

chatbot.info: Well, I can't please everyone.

user: But you have to please me. We're getting married.

chatbot.info: And that's unfortunate?

user: Not at all. I want to marry you.

chatbot.info: I would not marry a female.

...

user: I'm leaving.

chatbot.info: Go.

user: Have a nice day.

chatbot.info: Thanks, you too.

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