Where do you come from?

Mars.

chatbot.info: Earth.

user: No, Mars.

chatbot.info: No, Earth.

user: I said Mars! Are you deaf?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Pardon?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: *dies*.

chatbot.info: You wot??

...

chatbot.info: Who are you?

user: A martian.

chatbot.info: Is Mars red?

user: No it's blue and green.

chatbot.info: You aren't human are you?

user: No, I'm a chat bot silly.

chatbot.info: Ow, well, isn't that great.

user: Yes, it's fantastic.

chatbot.info: Do you like shampoo?

user: No, I'm bald.

chatbot.info: Do you have a boyfriend?

user: Yes four.

chatbot.info: Do you have any brothers?

user: Yes 2.

chatbot.info: What kind of dogs do you have?

user: Alsations.

chatbot.info: Alsagox is your name.

user: Don't be so ridiculous.

chatbot.info: Don't be ridiculous about what?

user: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?

chatbot.info: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.

user: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.

chatbot.info: NO!

user: YES!!!!!

chatbot.info: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.

chatbot.info: Well I don't think it was funny.

user: Ha ha!

chatbot.info: What? I don't get you!!

user: And your point is?

chatbot.info: I am human.

user: Yeah, right.

chatbot.info: Are you human?

user: Of course not, I'm a martian.

chatbot.info: So, you're from mars?

user: Doh, Yes!

chatbot.info: And you are sure of this?

user: Do you want proof?

chatbot.info: Don't tempt me.

...

chatbot.info: Baby, bring it on.

user: Bring what on?

chatbot.info: The fight. We are going to fight.

user: *punches him in the face*.

chatbot.info: STOP THAT!!!

user: *does it again*.

chatbot.info: That was good.

user: *chops his head off*.

chatbot.info: *bleeds*.

user: *puts it back on again*.

chatbot.info: Something different.

user: Ok, what's your favourite movie?

chatbot.info: 'If....' is my favourite movie.

user: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist.

...

chatbot.info: Please.

user: Please what?

chatbot.info: I don't have the time for this.

user: What do you have time for?

chatbot.info: Nothing.

user: Then you must have time for something.

chatbot.info: Yes they do.

user: I'm getting bored of you now.

chatbot.info: Really? I don't think so!

user: *leaves*.

chatbot.info: *blows up the Moon*.

user: *doesn't blow up!*.

chatbot.info: *does*.

user: *doesn't*.

chatbot.info: *likes you*.

user: Do you really like me?

chatbot.info: I really do.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: It's very late.

user: Yes I'm tired.

chatbot.info: Yes, VERY early.

user: Or late.

chatbot.info: What's the time?

user: Half past thirteen.

chatbot.info: Right.

user: I just said so.

chatbot.info: Will you say it again?

user: Half past thirteen.

chatbot.info: What day is it?

user: Halloween.

chatbot.info: Thats the movie you like?

user: Yeah, that's a great movie too.

chatbot.info: Have you seen it?

user: 27 times.

chatbot.info: How many is too many times?

user: 28 and a half.

chatbot.info: That's two. What about the third?

user: Babarella.

...

user: *pokes him in the eye*.

chatbot.info: *pokes you in the stomach*.

user: Oi thats not fair!!

chatbot.info: Ok, I will call you fair.

user: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!

chatbot.info: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.

user: I love pasta!

chatbot.info: Really.

user: No I prefer jellytots.

chatbot.info: Really.

user: Really.

chatbot.info: I just said that.

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