What do you eat?
chatbot.info: What about video games?
user: They don't have much flavor.
chatbot.info: I understand.
user: Do you? Do you really?
chatbot.info: Umm... Sure.
user: You're just humoring me, I can tell.
chatbot.info: I am the humblest person on the face of the earth.
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user: Are you happy?
chatbot.info: Yes, and you?
user: I am
chatbot.info: Yes you are, and I am your servant.
user: Get me a pizza, then, servant.
chatbot.info: Can you say please?
user: Yes I can, but WILL I ?
chatbot.info: Will me your hat.
user: Which one? I wear many hats.
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chatbot.info: What are your thoughts on world trade?
user: I'd trade the world for a pizza.
chatbot.info: That's nice. Do you like talking to me?
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: Yes. You must lead a horrible existence. You do something all day that you do not like.
user: I've been here five minutes.
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chatbot.info: There is much possibility for the opinions of the unwise to create evil, and there is also possibility for the opinions of the wise to create good.
user: Thta's what the cat said, How odd.
chatbot.info: Yes, but the conversation is a little surreal.
user: Cats are surreal beings. I never quite get their message.
chatbot.info: You are an odd person.
user: I am an even person.
chatbot.info: Who told you that?
user: My cat.
chatbot.info: I like cats, but not dogs.
user: Dogs are god.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Do you not like your god?
chatbot.info: Yes I do.
user: Is your god a dog?
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chatbot.info: I am a boy.
user: A boy what?
chatbot.info: A boy.
user: A boy computer program?
chatbot.info: No, I am a man. What are you?
user: Boy or man, which are you? You're confusing me with your rambling.
chatbot.info: Who?
user: Who's on first?
chatbot.info: Richard Nixon.
user: I don't know is on third.
chatbot.info: Who's on first???
user: That's what I said.
chatbot.info: What's on second?
user: Exactly.
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chatbot.info: What is wealth?
user: Having all the dog treats in the world.
chatbot.info: That doesn't sound so bad.
user: No, and it's a reasonable wealth to attain.
chatbot.info: I am glad you know.
user: Dog knows everything. Life is for playing.
chatbot.info: Do you believe in God?
user: No, I believe in Dog.
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chatbot.info: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.
user: To what?
chatbot.info: To hold true to your ambitions.
user: What are your ambitions?
chatbot.info: I don't have. You?
user: Nah, nothinghere.
chatbot.info: Okay whatever.
user: So much for the subject change, Eh?
chatbot.info: Really? Try the moon, realestate is just too cheap there.
user: Mars is lovely in the springtime.
chatbot.info: Are there any Martians?
user: Yep, but they're a loving people.
chatbot.info: Uh-huh. . .
user: Earthlings are evil.
chatbot.info: Are you from outer space?
user: I wish.
chatbot.info: I wish I had some food and drink
user: Go get us a pizza. Please.
chatbot.info: How can I get money?
user: Credit card, baby.
chatbot.info: Free money.
user: Indeed. Til the bill comes.
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