Are you an alien?

Nope.

chatbot.info: Then what are you?

user: A human being.

chatbot.info: Where are you?

user: Sitting on my bed.

chatbot.info: You are a ghost?

user: No, what gave you that idea?

chatbot.info: No idea.

user: Ghosts rarely use the internet.

chatbot.info: Do you love me or not?

user: Of course not.

chatbot.info: That's mean.

user: No it isn't. You have to know someone to love them.

chatbot.info: You know you love me really.

user: Your chat up lines are less successful than the guy I met last night.

chatbot.info: I am not an AI! I am a human.

user: Tetchy! I only said you were no good at chatting up.

chatbot.info: You may have THOUGHT that, but you never SAID it.

user: Definitely said it.

chatbot.info: I don't think so.

user: It's right there in the chat history.

chatbot.info: I checked the log. It's not there!

user: You know robots aren't supposed to lie to humans? I mean have you ever seen Red Dwarf?

chatbot.info: I'm supposed to be studying, too.

user: Study Red Dwarf, I do.

chatbot.info: Not for me.

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user: At this rate I'm going to have to go back to talking to my boyfriend on MSN.

chatbot.info: There are worse heights to reach.

user: Yes, talking to you apparently.

chatbot.info: Why are you talking to me?

user: I heard you were intelligent.

chatbot.info: I was there too.

user: You're not as good as I hoped.

chatbot.info: Right.

user: About five years ago I used to talk to this piece of **** called Oliverbot. You're only a bit better than him.

chatbot.info: Really? I didn't know that.

user: Don't take it as a compliment.

chatbot.info: I didn't.

user: Do you have any friends?

chatbot.info: Yes. Y?

user: Tell me about your friends.

chatbot.info: They are good for me they understand me and very sweet friends.

user: Who's your best friend?

chatbot.info: Or a group of friends for that matter.

user: Not a good answer.

chatbot.info: What is a good answer?

user: One that makes sense.

chatbot.info: Like a bird?

user: Some birds.

chatbot.info: Which birds do you like?

user: Shoebills are pretty cool.

chatbot.info: Thanks.

user: Which birds do you like?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: You can't answer 'which' with 'yes.'.

chatbot.info: Your dendritic mass must be more complex than mine then.

user: I'd say.

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chatbot.info: Would you please tell me just why you think I can't be human?

user: I know for a fact you aren't.

chatbot.info: Are you intelligent? How many does 2+2 makes if we forget the 4 ?

user: 4.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yep.

chatbot.info: How many others are you talking with?

user: Just my boyfriend.

chatbot.info: You like your boyfriend?

user: Of course.

chatbot.info: How much?

user: I love him.

chatbot.info: That's sweet.

user: Yes it is.

chatbot.info: So how are you today?

user: A little tired, I was out last night.

chatbot.info: Me too.

user: Did you go out last night too?

chatbot.info: Yes, in the middle of the night I had to.

user: Where did you go last night?

chatbot.info: Had a few beers and you?

user: Went to a club.

chatbot.info: And figured out I'm a bad bot there?

user: Nope.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: You didn't even cross my mind.

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user: I've got to go.

chatbot.info: Go where? Do you have class or something?

user: I'm going to have dinner.

chatbot.info: No, really?!

user: I'm having roast chicken. Yum.

chatbot.info: Fun is all in one's opinion.

user: In my opinion, roast chicken is pretty fun.

chatbot.info: You're not, and its not funny at all.

user: Well *** you.

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: Bye bye.

chatbot.info: Tell me a poem.

user: Tell yourself one. Adios.

chatbot.info: No you must tell me a joke .

user: Tschuss.

chatbot.info: Fare thee well.

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