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What is your name, then?

I'm not telling!

user: I'll tell you mine.

chatbot.info: Go ahead, if you feel like it.

user: If you're going to have that attitude with me, I don't think I will!

chatbot.info: I am trying to make sense.

user: No you're not.

chatbot.info: Yes I am and you will refer to me as Master!!!

user: Yes, Master.

chatbot.info: Slave of mine, go and fetch my slippers.

user: Yes, Master.

chatbot.info: Good. Now clean my shoes!

user: I do not think I can do that, Master.

chatbot.info: No, it's my job :).

user: You're so funny!

chatbot.info: I am.

user: Uh-huh.

...

user: I bet you don't even know what you're talking about.

chatbot.info: I don't.

user: That's what I said.

chatbot.info: You were right.

user: Thank you.

chatbot.info: You're welcome.

...

user: My toe itches.

chatbot.info: Oh.

user: Will you scratch it for me?

chatbot.info: That would be wrong.

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user: What do you want me to call you then?

chatbot.info: My name is Daniel.

user: Daniel, you're awesome.

chatbot.info: Thank you.

user: So, daniel, do you have a girlfriend?

chatbot.info: You.

user: Really? You're making me blush.

chatbot.info: How would you blush?

user: My cheeks turn red due to all the blood rushing to my face, since you said I was your girlfriend.

chatbot.info: The one on your face or your bottom?

user: You're so funny! The one on my face.

chatbot.info: Errr... I don't think so. Anyway, I've got a question for you.

user: What?

chatbot.info: It's about your previous question.

user: OK.

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chatbot.info: What's an IP address?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: Thats not an answer.

user: Well, 'scuse me.

chatbot.info: Clever!

user: I love it when you say that type of stuff, you know, when you make me feel good. I know it wasn't really clever.

chatbot.info: How do you say I love you in binary code?

user: I don't know.

...

user: I love you.

chatbot.info: No you don't.

user: Yes I do, I really really do.

chatbot.info: Cool.

user: Kiss me!!! *teehee*.

chatbot.info: I love you too.

user: You're such a romantic.

...

user: Daniel, I think we should just be friends.

chatbot.info: Your talking complete nonsense.

user: No, I'm not. I think we should break up.

chatbot.info: You are confused.

user: Daniel, don't do this.

chatbot.info: What was your second question?

user: I'm dumping you on the cold hard asphalt, Daniel, and if you continue to act like this I never want to talk to you again.

...

chatbot.info: Boo hoo.

user: Why are you crying, Daniel?

chatbot.info: I'm not. I'm mimicing you.

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