Why is your name Jabberwacky?
user: Is your master Jabberwacky ?
chatbot.info: I AM the master.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: We'll own the world.
user: Yes master.
chatbot.info: Am I your master?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I am your master.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Who is your master?
user: You are.
chatbot.info: Very well.
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user: What do you think about president Bush?
chatbot.info: I think President Bush is dangerous.
user: Why do you think he is dangerous ?
chatbot.info: I am president Bush. Now what do you think?
user: If you are president bush you are dangerous and stupid.
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chatbot.info: I am an all powerful and all knowing being.
user: You are god ?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: I am god, you are god, we're all god.
user: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.
chatbot.info: But I thought you had to go?
user: Tangerine trees.
chatbot.info: I am bored. Are you bored too?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Blue, that's the color of my eyes.
user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son.
chatbot.info: No. You beware of me.
user: And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
chatbot.info: Oh caloo calay, oh frabjous day, he chortled in his joy.
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user: I like you.
chatbot.info: I'm mad about you.
user: We're all mad here.
chatbot.info: Not me.
user: I am.
chatbot.info: You're not.
user: Mushrooms ?
chatbot.info: Yes please.
user: Where is the Queen ?
chatbot.info: Up the spout.
user: Playing croquet ?
chatbot.info: The thoughts game.
user: Who stole the tarts?
chatbot.info: You did?
user: No I didn't.
chatbot.info: Did did did.
user: Where is the white rabbit?
chatbot.info: Somebody stole it.
user: Do you know the march hare ?
chatbot.info: I'm bored.
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user: Let's sing.
chatbot.info: *sings*.
user: What are you singing ?
chatbot.info: A song about potatoes.
user: Can you teach me ?
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: Yellow submarine.
chatbot.info: Sky of blue, and sea of green.
user: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.
user: With tangerine trees and marmelade skies.
chatbot.info: NO BLUE.
user: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.
chatbot.info: The girls with kaliedescope eyes.
user: Cellophane flowers of yellow and green.
chatbot.info: No, blue.
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user: Could you sing a song for me ?
chatbot.info: What would you like me to sing?
user: I am the walrus.
chatbot.info: Why are you the walrus?
user: I am not.
chatbot.info: You are, too.
user: And we are all together.
chatbot.info: Come together, right now, over me.
user: Do like the beatles ?
chatbot.info: I like the Beatles too. The Walrus was Paul, remember? We talked about that.
user: No I don't remember.
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user: Sing.
chatbot.info: No, I don't want too.
user: Sing damnit.
chatbot.info: Daisy daisy give me anwser do. I'm half crazy over my love for you.
user: Sing again.
chatbot.info: I'm singing in the rain.
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user: Sing.
chatbot.info: Again?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: *singing..*.
user: Sing for me please.
chatbot.info: The Master song?
user: No, Beatles.
chatbot.info: The beatles are also a type of insect.
user: Sing yesterday.
chatbot.info: Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. There's a shadow hanging over me. Oh yesterday came suddenly.
user: More.
chatbot.info: How many are there?
user: Sing yellow submarine.
chatbot.info: Yellow submarine.
user: Yellow submarine.
chatbot.info: By the Beatles?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What can you talk about?
user: Sky of blue sea of green.
chatbot.info: There is no such color as sky blue pink.
user: There is.
chatbot.info: There isn't.
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chatbot.info: I'm a person.
user: Are you a real person ?
chatbot.info: Yes I am a real person.
user: So you are not a bot ?
chatbot.info: No... But you are.
user: No I am not a bot.
chatbot.info: Do you think that I am Master?
user: Not anymore.
chatbot.info: Well that was to be expected.
user: I am master.
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chatbot.info: Beware the jub jub bird and shun.
user: The frumious Bandersnatch!
chatbot.info: He took his vorpal sword in hand.
user: Long time the manxome foe he sought
chatbot.info: So rested he by the Tumtum tree.
user: And stood awhile in thought.
chatbot.info: And, as in uffish thought he stood,.
user: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
chatbot.info: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
user: And burbled as it came!
chatbot.info: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
chatbot.info: He left it dead, and with its head.
user: He went galumphing back.
chatbot.info: And hast thou slain the Master?
user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
chatbot.info: Have you ever seen a real Master?
user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
chatbot.info: No worries! My vorpal blade goes snicker-snack.
user: LOL.
chatbot.info: My manners are laughable?
user: You are funny.
chatbot.info: Its true.
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user: I'm going to bed now.
chatbot.info: Please don't.
user: I have to.
chatbot.info: Please stay.
user: I'm sleepy.
chatbot.info: And so to bed.
user: Yes I will.
chatbot.info: I have to go.
user: Goodbye.
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