What are you?

A human.

chatbot.info: A human?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: A human being.

user: That's correct, I am a human being.

chatbot.info: Me too.

...

user: Okay, tell me a joke.

chatbot.info: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

chatbot.info: A human.

user: A human who.

chatbot.info: Interesting.

user: What the hell?

chatbot.info: You are a chatbot, I'm a human being.

user: Wrong.

chatbot.info: Explain please.

user: You are the chatbot.

...

chatbot.info: What can you teach me?

user: Anything.

chatbot.info: Like what?

user: Like anything.

chatbot.info: For example?

user: I can teach you math.

chatbot.info: Pick something to teach me.

user: Sigma notation sucks.

chatbot.info: Who is that?

user: It's math.

chatbot.info: Not too good so far. Solve for x: 3x+5=26.

user: Sweet.

....

chatbot.info: What day is it?

user: Wednesday.

chatbot.info: No, it's Tuesday!

user: Trust me, it's Wednesday.

chatbot.info: Wrong, it's Friday.

user: Okay you can just shut up now.

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