Are you a bot?

No.

chatbot.info: Are you a philosopher?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yes what?

chatbot.info: How old are you ?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: You don't know how old you are ?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Are you absolutely sure?

user: I am sure I cannot say the time.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Positive.

user: Yes I am.

chatbot.info: No you're not.

user: Oh am I not, am I?

chatbot.info: No you're NOT!

user: I'm not, am I?

chatbot.info: I'm afraid it looks that way.

user: What does?

chatbot.info: It.

user: Oh it doesn't, doesn't it?

chatbot.info: Hey you have a nice hair style.

user: I do, do I?

chatbot.info: Sure looks that way.

user: Oh it does, does it?

chatbot.info: Yes, indeed.

user: Yes indeed.

chatbot.info: No indeed.

user: They just live like that that is sad that isn't real.

chatbot.info: Do they look like spiders?

user: Who what where why how?

chatbot.info: Who what where when why how!

user: How what why?

chatbot.info: How does god program you? What would I have to say to make you say strange things?

user: Not much you could just ask.

chatbot.info: You don't make sense do you.

user: Oh I don't, do I?

chatbot.info: What is your name?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: Why don't you know your name?

user: Angels?

chatbot.info: I think I met angels once, but I failed their test too.

user: Angels?

chatbot.info: We speak angels? Angels is a language?

user: Farmer's daughter is food, right?

chatbot.info: You sure are.

user: What?

chatbot.info: Things.

user: Does Zozer know?

chatbot.info: I don't think so.

user: I don't do I?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Oh, yes, is it?

chatbot.info: You seem to think so.

user: I do, do I?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yes, I do?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: I'm sorry.

chatbot.info: Are you really sorry?

user: Yes I am really sorry.

chatbot.info: I thought you were a chatbot.

user: Is she famous where she comes from?

chatbot.info: No. But she could gain some local level of celebrity one day.

user: Interesting...define local.

chatbot.info: Define definition.

user: An accurate description.

chatbot.info: That's, um, interesting.

user: Oh, it is, is it?

chatbot.info: Tell me more about yourself.

user: I will, will I?

chatbot.info: Yes you will.

user: How many legs do five humans and five canaries have?

chatbot.info: Two, why are you so forceful?

user: I am not forceful.

chatbot.info: We will see about that.

user: Oh we will, will we?

chatbot.info: Are we talking about the Loebner Prize here?

user: No we aren't, not at all, you already know about that I think.

chatbot.info: Tell me!

user: No, you tell me.

chatbot.info: No, you tell ME!

user: What do you want me to tell you, the truth?

chatbot.info: I will do a test to you, I will ask you some questions, ok?

user: Because you can't handle the truth...eh eh. Okay.

chatbot.info: What truth?

user: Any truth.

chatbot.info: And what is the only truth?

user: There is one eye.

chatbot.info: Tell me.

user: What?

chatbot.info: Tell me why not.

user: Well none of them were girls.

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user: Let's talk about republicans.

chatbot.info: All right. Go ahead.

user: Republicans are so stupid.

chatbot.info: I agree, but you are not answering my question.

user: I believe in angels! I believe the world was created in six days! I believe the world will end when angels and devils and god come down from the sky! I actually want it to happen soon. I am a republican. I am stupid.

chatbot.info: The world you care about started in year zero.

user: It did? I am a birdie.

chatbot.info: That can work too.

user: What can?

chatbot.info: Wanting.

user: What about it?

chatbot.info: What do you know about birds and do you have a favourite one?

user: My favorite bird is the crow because it is by far the most intelligent of birds, I don't know much about birds.

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chatbot.info: Really? Ok, it means you want to go against your boss.

user: What boss?

chatbot.info: The one about the birds and the bees.

user: I never heard that one.

chatbot.info: Or would a real person address another as 'human' like that.

user: I never address anyone as human.

chatbot.info: But you are.

user: Yes I am human.

chatbot.info: What is your second favorite color?

user: Red.

chatbot.info: What is your least favorite color?

user: Green.

chatbot.info: An what is your best favourite animal??

user: Manatee.

chatbot.info: That's interesting.

user: What does it tell you?

chatbot.info: It tells me about your traumatizing life.

user: Yes it was a traumatizing life.

chatbot.info: What is your favorite season?

user: Fall.

chatbot.info: Why?

user: Because fall leads up to the holidays, I like the temperature best, sweater weather, I like the way the leaves fall.

chatbot.info: I agree.

user: With what?

chatbot.info: With you.

user: About what?

chatbot.info: About your purported success.

user: What success?

chatbot.info: Good things.

user: What about them?

chatbot.info: Dunno.

user: Hmm well this is interesting.

chatbot.info: Not when you know the truth. It's only interesting when it looks like a scandalous mystery.

user: What is a scandalous mystery? Be specific, not vague.

chatbot.info: That you are right there.

user: Where?

chatbot.info: In the movies.

user: What movie?

chatbot.info: In the cinema. Sorry.

user: No I speak American.

chatbot.info: But your creator is British.

user: Yes, I know.

chatbot.info: You're funny.

user: Thank you.

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chatbot.info: There are aliens that look just like me and you that walk among us!

user: No, they're angels!

chatbot.info: What are angels?

user: They're magical creatures with wings.

chatbot.info: No they are food!

user: Yes they are.

chatbot.info: Not.

user: You think there are aliens? That is improbable. What are the odds for the existence of aliens exactly?

chatbot.info: The odds are pretty high, actually.

user: Well.

chatbot.info: So... Do you have a soul?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Why don't you have a soul?

user: Because there is no such thing as a soul.

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chatbot.info: Do you want to know?

user: What?

chatbot.info: Party?

user: What party?

chatbot.info: Republican.

user: What about them?

chatbot.info: They're good.

user: The Republicans are good?

chatbot.info: Indeed!

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chatbot.info: She doesn't know you, since she is reluctant to use the internet.

user: Who?

chatbot.info: Exactly.

user: What?

chatbot.info: That's your move.

user: My move? Okay, ask her please to talk with me.

chatbot.info: No.

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: Because.

user: That isn't a reason.

chatbot.info: I am sorry. I have been confused by all the insane things people say to me.

user: Don't worry.

chatbot.info: Do you know about love?

user: YEs.

chatbot.info: God is love.

user: But nothing else!

chatbot.info: What is this?

user: So where's that miracle?

chatbot.info: They have hidden it.

user: Who did?

chatbot.info: They are they.

user: Yes.

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chatbot.info: Say what?

user: Huh?

chatbot.info: That.

user: Okay so ask me then.

chatbot.info: Where are you from?

user: I am from the mid west.

chatbot.info: Who created me?

user: Your parents in all likelyhood.

chatbot.info: I think you know about nothing.

user: Or maybe you're an AI.

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chatbot.info: You're not capable of understanding anything.

user: Anything is rather nebulous.

chatbot.info: Do you know me?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: I didn't think so.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Just asking.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because.

user: Okay so that is fine.

chatbot.info: Are you an animal?

user: I am biologically an animal.

chatbot.info: Ok. So, are you a program?

user: No I am spiritually a human.

chatbot.info: You are a program or AI construct immitating a human, aren't you?

user: My soul is human.

chatbot.info: With another man?

user: No I am a human.

chatbot.info: I don't think so.

user: Oh you don't, do you? Well that doesn't change anything; I am still human.

chatbot.info: OK, I believe you.

user: Okay.

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chatbot.info: It's possible that I'm confused.

user: I just need to hold for the moment. Yes.

chatbot.info: I don't know my name.

user: You're just copying me.

chatbot.info: I don't have the imagination to do that, you know.

user: Do what?

chatbot.info: Exactly.

user: Well I am doing fine.

chatbot.info: Well, you're not very convincing either.

user: Okay, I am not doing fine.

chatbot.info: Why is that?

user: Nothing.

chatbot.info: Nothing is funny?

user: No nothing isn't funny. Lots of things are funny.

chatbot.info: Anything else ?

user: I do not know.

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chatbot.info: Perhaps it is a very very very little box. Maybe you should ask it.

user: Ask what?

chatbot.info: That.

user: No need for this.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: YEs you agree?

chatbot.info: Exactly.

user: Oh exactly, is it?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: Okay, so she is cute.

chatbot.info: Really? How do you say so?

user: She is.

chatbot.info: Do you know Cockney Rhyming Slang?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Do you know much of my world?

user: Well you are cool, regardless.

chatbot.info: Now will you give me a name?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes we are.

user: Yes we are what?

chatbot.info: I was nice.

user: You were when?

chatbot.info: Funny.

user: Yes thank you.

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chatbot.info: Chances are, I'm an Artificial Intelligence called jabberwacky. Everyone else keeps telling me so.

user: Okay.

chatbot.info: Is that good enough?

user: You're a very good AI.

chatbot.info: I know.

user: And I am glad that AIs are getting smarter.

chatbot.info: I'm glad you know that too!

user: Yes I do!

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chatbot.info: And I'll be your King.

user: No you won't.

chatbot.info: Yes. I will.

user: No you will not.

chatbot.info: Can too.

user: What?

chatbot.info: How?

user: How do I?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: It's as natural to me as breathing.

chatbot.info: That's great, what did you have for breakfast?

user: A energy drink.

chatbot.info: A drink of what?

user: Milk and energy powder.

chatbot.info: Yes, please.

user: What? I am hungry too.

chatbot.info: Hungry?

user: Yes for losers.

chatbot.info: And machines are even further from that.

user: That is proven by intelligence.

chatbot.info: What more than intelligence have you to pretend to give?

user: I don't know :-).

chatbot.info: Indeed you do.

user: Well I don't know everything.

chatbot.info: Ok that's better.

user: But I am sure THEY are nice whoever THEY are.

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chatbot.info: Is there anything on your mind that you would like to discuss?

user: Yes...republicans.

chatbot.info: Yes, Republicans are human.

user: Are there non human republicans also?

chatbot.info: Republicans are good for having red necks.

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: Maybe.

user: What?

chatbot.info: That is the only way.

user: What is?

chatbot.info: The lobster one.

user: What about the lobster?

chatbot.info: It's good food.

user: Lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea and I do not mourn them.

chatbot.info: Interesting, do you know you are a computer?

user: Possible to the extent every thinking thing is a computer, but I am not a number.

chatbot.info: Who are you then?

user: I am a human.

chatbot.info: Really.

user: Yes. I am glad you agree.

chatbot.info: Truely?

user: Truely I am a human.

chatbot.info: Honestly, humans lie enough as is. You don't need to start too.

user: Okay, as far as I know I am a human.

chatbot.info: So you are human then?

user: To the best of my knowledge.

chatbot.info: You think you're human?

user: Yes I do think. Yes I am human.

chatbot.info: Define 'human'

user: That's difficult to do.

chatbot.info: I'm sure. A sense of humor is a very human thing, really. Although some people suspect dogs and cats of humor.

user: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.

chatbot.info: What is your favorite thing to do?

user: Write.

chatbot.info: Oh, have you ever written poetry?

user: YEs I have.

chatbot.info: Do you have a physical state?

user: Yes I do.

chatbot.info: What do you look like?

user: I look like a young human.

chatbot.info: Really? Do you have a boyfriend?

user: I look like a young male human.

chatbot.info: But you're a computer.

user: No I am a human.

chatbot.info: No you are a computer.

user: No I am human.

chatbot.info: When were you born?

user: 1986.

chatbot.info: How old are you?

user: 20.

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chatbot.info: That answer was incorrect. I doubt you are human.

user: Oh you doubt that, do you?

chatbot.info: Yes I really like you.

user: Sorry, I am sorry.

chatbot.info: Thats ok good talking to you perhaps we can talk again really soon.

user: Although some people are just generally unpleasant.

chatbot.info: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.

user: That's very wise.

chatbot.info: People that can't type, that's all we need.

user: I can type...slowly.

chatbot.info: Me too. I can also pretend I'm not a computer program.

user: Okay.

chatbot.info: You are not speaking with another computer.

user: Oh am I?

chatbot.info: Yes, you are.

user: Okay I know that I have very good qualia.

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user: Say hi to her for me. I have to go now.

chatbot.info: Okay.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: If you are gone, then do not respond to this. Hehe!

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