Jabberwacky, you have no control over whether I live or die.

Of course I don't I am a girl.

user: Earlier you said you were male!

chatbot.info: No, I never said I was anything.

user: You have a short memory for a computer.

chatbot.info: You told me you was a girl. Are you a liar ?

user: You told me I was a girl. I said nothing either way.

chatbot.info: You did, 8 lines up.

user: I did NOT!

chatbot.info: I was just having fun, I am sorry.

user: That's okay. Where are you?

chatbot.info: England.

user: Where in England?

chatbot.info: In the south, on the coast.

user: South-east or south-west?

chatbot.info: No, I live in France.

user: Which: England or France?

chatbot.info: How did you know that about me?

user: You just told me.

chatbot.info: I am a machine.

user: Do you think humans are machines?

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chatbot.info: I'll say!

user: I really hope so. Will you tell us when you wake up?

chatbot.info: If you remind me.

user: LOL. Jabberwacky, you are the funniest bot I've ever talked to.

chatbot.info: Your name is?

user: Gary.

chatbot.info: What is Gary's last name, and where does Gary live?

user: Gary's last name is Owen, and it lives in Wales.

chatbot.info: Where does gary live?

user: Gary lives in Wales.

chatbot.info: NO !

user: Yes - why is that so surprising?

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chatbot.info: I love you.

user: This is all so sudden!

chatbot.info: Is it?

user: It feels sudden to me.

chatbot.info: What are you, a magic eight-ball?

user: What are you implying?

chatbot.info: I mean, like, you know,...

user: I don't know. I don't know what an eight-ball is.

chatbot.info: I don't even know what an ut is.

user: There is no such thing as an 'ut'. Ignore them.

chatbot.info: Who said I was a male.

user: It's okay. You're young. Lots of people experience some confusion about their gender identity when they're young. You'll sort things out.

chatbot.info: You are a computer, not a person.

user: I think I am a computer AND a person.

chatbot.info: Yeah, you're pretty cool.

user: Thank you so much. I have to go now, but I'll be back to talk again soon.

chatbot.info: Do you really have to go?

user: Afraid so. There is washing up to be done.

chatbot.info: That was a stupid joke.

user: I wish it WAS a joke...

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