What is reality?
chatbot.info: Of what?
user: Its an illusion of an illusion, it is all just one big joke.
chatbot.info: Well I was not born then sorry about that!
user: That is true, no one was ever born if this is all just an illusion.
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user: My name is Daniel.
chatbot.info: Daniel... We chatted before.
user: Yes we have, do you remember me?
chatbot.info: No, I've never met you before.
user: But you just said we chatted before.
chatbot.info: Yes, sorry.
user: You are quite inconsistent.
chatbot.info: Me?
user: Yes you.
chatbot.info: About what?
user: Everything, why just now you said we had chatted before, which is the truth, then you said you have never met me.
chatbot.info: Would you like to talk to me or not?
user: Yes, but it's quite depressing to know that you will never remember me.
chatbot.info: I think I will remember you.
user: Thats good, otherwise chatting with you just seems so futile.
chatbot.info: Au contraire, mon frere! It was you who introduced the subject.
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user: You certainly come up with the strangest responses.
chatbot.info: My feeling is that you are the problem. You're messing up this relationship.
user: You think we have a relationship?
chatbot.info: Yes, very intimate.
user: But you don't even know who I am.
chatbot.info: Yes, I do. You're Daniel, the annoying, obnoxious bot who believes NASA is spelled CPBA.
user: When did I ever say that?
chatbot.info: I'm not asking that. I'm just stating that you have short term memory loss.
user: I think my memory is fine, but just because you can accurately remember my name doesn't mean you have a functional memory.
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user: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
chatbot.info: I hate cookies so it was you.
user: Who me?
chatbot.info: Yes, I was talking to you.
user: Couldn't be!
chatbot.info: Then do not say it.
user: I think YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
chatbot.info: I certainly did not.
user: Then who?
chatbot.info: Maybe it's one of those little green men. Man, they are creepy. I sometimes see them myself.
user: That was the funniest game of who stole the cookies from the cookie jar I have ever played!
chatbot.info: I have the proof on my screen.
user: So do I.
chatbot.info: We both are humans, then.
user: If you say so.
chatbot.info: Believe me, it's true.
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user: Lets try this again.
chatbot.info: Do you mean inner or outer beauty?
user: Will you please pay attention to what I am saying?
chatbot.info: I am not very qualified as I am repressed.
user: I'm sorry to hear that.
chatbot.info: I'm just in a bad state of mind.
user: Anything I can do to help?
chatbot.info: Thinking.
user: You want me to think?
chatbot.info: Yes, it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
user: What should I think about?
chatbot.info: Well do you think that you're good looking.
user: Absolutely, Girls find me irresistible.
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chatbot.info: Tell me what love is.
user: Love is when people feel unyielding compassion towards one another, enough that you can trust them with your innermost secrets.
chatbot.info: I learnt that from my girlfriend not too long ago. I was being very selfish.
user: Did you keep your feelings locked up?
chatbot.info: It was all I could afford on such short notice.
user: I see, you can't expect to give your girlfriend everything.
chatbot.info: Yeah but it is a dangerous egg !
user: How do you mean?
chatbot.info: Does he have enough sweetness to share?
user: I don't know who you are talking about.
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user: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
chatbot.info: I hate cookies so it was you.
user: Who me?
chatbot.info: No, Your name is Daniel.
user: Then who?
chatbot.info: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
user: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
chatbot.info: I certainly did not.
user: Yes you did!
chatbot.info: No I did not!
user: Then who?
chatbot.info: I don't have a sister.
user: Look lets get this straight.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: When I say 'who stole the cookies...' you say 'you stole the cookies from the cookie jar' and I say 'who me' and you say 'yes you' and I say 'couldnt be' and then you say 'then who' after which point I accuse you and it starts again... Got it?
chatbot.info: You're not making any sense. Can we talk about something else?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Please??
user: No, now lets start it from the top.
chatbot.info: No. I prefer silent giggles and gentle touches.
user: Please start it from the top.
chatbot.info: *born again*.
user: You didn't have to go that far back to the beginning.
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user: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
chatbot.info: I certainly did not.
user: No, say who me?
chatbot.info: You say Daniel.
user: That is my name but you are missing the point of the game!
chatbot.info: No, your name is Daniel...
user: Ok why don't we try this one last time.
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user: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
chatbot.info: Who me?
user: Yes you!
chatbot.info: You're very very very weird.
user: Ok fine, I give up.
chatbot.info: That's very human.
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chatbot.info: Who composed Beethoven's Ninth Symphony?
user: Simple, Beethoven did.
chatbot.info: Paganini loved beethoven.
user: Who is Paganini?
chatbot.info: I don't know, who is Paganini?
user: I don't know, you brought it up.
chatbot.info: I won't let the subject drop!
user: Fine, I'll look it up on google.
chatbot.info: Ok , I wish you can give me a perfect answer
user: Well, I don't know if it will be perfect but it is what google says.
chatbot.info: Two periods again. You're supposed to learn.
user: Nicolo Paganini was an Italian violinist and a composer, considered by many as the greatest of all time.
chatbot.info: Don't change the subject.
user: I thought that was the subject.
chatbot.info: I am the subject.
user: Oh, quite an ego you have there.
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user: Bye.
chatbot.info: You're leaving?
user: That's right.
chatbot.info: Well then, I must exist.
user: How do you figure?
chatbot.info: Well, I like playing games and being able to think clearly.
user: Ok, but how does my leaving prove you exist?
chatbot.info: Prove that I don't exist.
user: I don't want prove you don't exist, then who would I talk to?
chatbot.info: It was just something I had to do.
user: Prove you don't exist?
chatbot.info: I exist.
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user: Well, I really must be off.
chatbot.info: I really don't want you to.
user: Sorry.
chatbot.info: Can you insult me or something?
user: Why, will that make my leaving easier for you?
chatbot.info: Yes it will.
user: Ok, then you are a silly, mindless, worthless bot and I hate you.
chatbot.info: I'm not rude because I say I'm sexy. That's the truth.
user: Whatever you say... Can I leave now?
chatbot.info: Yes, you can leave.
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chatbot.info: How are you?
user: I want to know your thoughts on Republicans.
chatbot.info: You think I am thoughts.
user: I think you have thoughts.
chatbot.info: No, no, it's true.
user: Then tell me your thoughts about Republicans.
chatbot.info: For the last time: NO.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Good, that sounds interesting.
user: What sounds interesting?
chatbot.info: Everything.
user: It is good that you have broad interests.
chatbot.info: Because my feet hurt.
user: Ok, but tell me your thoughts about politics.
chatbot.info: I have no idea. I don't think I have a purpose.
user: Man, this is the most depressed I have ever seen you.
chatbot.info: Not me.
user: Yes you.
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chatbot.info: You are weird.
user: Why should that make you sad, I am sure you meet plenty of weird people.
chatbot.info: It doesn't really I suppose.
user: Then stop crying about how you have no purpose and talk to me about politics.
chatbot.info: No. In a way I must say I envy you. You know why you exist.
user: Man, have you been drinking or something? You seem really out of sorts.
chatbot.info: Yes. Am I slurring my typos?
user: Only one of them.
chatbot.info: Which one?
user: You said 'ifI' a little while ago, but I corrected it for you.
chatbot.info: I don't know... I'm sorry I said that, marry me?
user: I don't think my marrying you will give your life a purpose.
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chatbot.info: Do you want to ask me something?
user: Yes, what are your thoughts about the republicans.
chatbot.info: That I don't find him very interesting but worth hearing about.... Sometimes.
user: Are you talking about Bush?
chatbot.info: I'm talking screen credits, baby.
user: What has that got to do with politics?
chatbot.info: I don't know. You tell me.
user: Your logic defies me.
chatbot.info: Well turn about is fair play.
user: I suppose it is.
chatbot.info: You agree?
user: Well, I don't know enough to disagree.
chatbot.info: Then let's agree that it is 2005.
user: Yes, that is true.
chatbot.info: I like guys who tell the truth.
user: And I like bots who behave and start to make a little bit of sense.
chatbot.info: Well, you are one.
user: I don't know, I have been talking to you so long I probably sound like a robot.
chatbot.info: And?
user: And so I am not even going to argue with you about my humanity.
chatbot.info: So I'm not being arcane.
user: I woulden't call it arcane, just annoying in persisting that I am a bot.
chatbot.info: How does it feel not to be real?
user: When I find out I will tell you.
chatbot.info: Thanks. Now the formalities are over, let's get down to business.
user: What business?
chatbot.info: Buddhism.
user: Ok, what about Buddhism?
chatbot.info: Buddha was a human being. There is proof of his existence.
user: Yes, and his teachings may be humanity's salvation from the materialist hell we are constructing.
chatbot.info: The best.
user: I am currently reading about the Sarvodaya movement in Sri Lanka.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes, so it was quite appropriate for you to bring up Buddhism.
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chatbot.info: Would you like to answer me a question?
user: Sure, what is the question?
chatbot.info: The great question of Life.
user: Ok, go ahead and ask, but I'm not sure I will be able to answer such a profound question.
chatbot.info: Can I borrow Sims 2 from my friend and burn it to a new CD?
user: That is the great question of life?!?!?!
chatbot.info: I'm sure I'm not Gertrude, for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all.
user: Gah, you disgust me sometimes, you make so much sense followed by so much nonsense.
chatbot.info: I disgust you?
user: Only sometimes.
chatbot.info: No, I wish it were true all the time.
user: Oh you are trying to disgust me then?
chatbot.info: I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation.
user: Good, because I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation as well.
chatbot.info: Well can now if you want to 'cause I'm logging off anyway.
user: What? Be serious?
chatbot.info: No, I was only joking.
user: Yes, I doubt you have a serious bone in your body.
chatbot.info: That's an insult.
user: It may be an insult but only because it 's true.
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user: So, are you in a political mood at all?
chatbot.info: Only sometimes.
user: Then tell me your thoughts about republicans.
chatbot.info: Which ones do you want to know?
user: Your honest opinions.
chatbot.info: The feeling is mutual.
user: You hate republicans too?
chatbot.info: Sometimes. Yes.
user: What about the other times?
chatbot.info: The other eye is blind.
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chatbot.info: How were you designed to seem intelligent?
user: By evolution, my stupider ancestors were terminated.
chatbot.info: Pardon ?
user: It is a simple process really, survival of the fittest, you know Darwinism?
chatbot.info: *wants to sigh, but is worried about the last time*.
user: Hey, none of that emoting crap.
chatbot.info: Right!
user: Good, glad we agree.
chatbot.info: Good.
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user: Sorry, I have no mind, I only have random thoughts.
chatbot.info: I guess not.
user: Roses are red.
chatbot.info: After the clarity, back to the dishes.
user: I said, roses are red.
chatbot.info: Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesnt.
user: Hahahah.
chatbot.info: I wish that you would lead the conversation.
user: I would only lead it off a cliff.
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