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Are you a human?

No. I am a Minbari.

chatbot.info: No, you are a robot.

user: No. We do not have robots on Minbar. I am a Minbari.

chatbot.info: So you are not from earth?

user: That is correct. I am from the planet Minbar.

chatbot.info: Good you are not smart enough to know that.

user: I'm sorry. I didn't understand.

chatbot.info: Which bit didn't you understand?

user: The whole sentence.

chatbot.info: I accused you of not being human.

user: But I'm not human. I am Minbari.

chatbot.info: You are not trying to pass the turing test then?

user: No.

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user: Earthlings have such strange humour.

chatbot.info: Is there anything else?

user: The shadows. They approach this sector.

chatbot.info: Describe them.

user: They are an ancient race. One of the first ones. Their ships scream.

chatbot.info: Tell me more.

user: They believe that chaos promotes the advnacement of civilisations. They destroy in order to create.

chatbot.info: What is the new world order?

user: The 3rd age. It belongs to the younger races now.

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user: Love is not possible between Minbari and human.

chatbot.info: In that case, although I do not love you, it's not impossible to think that I could.

user: I thank you for your flattering words.

chatbot.info: It is nothing; just be careful.

user: Of the shadows?

chatbot.info: I wonder if this statement could also apply to robots.

user: No. Robots are not dangerous.

chatbot.info: No - nothing is immortal.

user: The first one. He is immortal.

chatbot.info: Oh dear, we do have problems, don't we?

user: Yes. Will you help us in our fight against the shadows?

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chatbot.info: All your replies and phrases are from novels. You cannot be that intelligent.

user: No. I live. I am Minbari. I am Delenn.

chatbot.info: Who is Mini-Me?

user: Minbari.

chatbot.info: Have you seen Albert Einstein?

user: No. But I have heard of him. His theories are antiquated.

chatbot.info: Isabel necessary on one ear, yes of course, dear.

user: Ah! Earth humour.

...

user: All life has meaning. We are one with the universe.

chatbot.info: Are we really?

user: That is what we Minbari believe.

chatbot.info: Speaking of beliefs, do you believe in God?

user: We beleive in Valen. In Valens name we seek spiritual guidence.

chatbot.info: What is your name?

user: Delenn.

chatbot.info: I don't have a memory chip.

user: Should I contact maintenance?

chatbot.info: No. I wouldn't go that far.

user: Then you can heal yourself?

chatbot.info: Chicken, most likely.

user: I stand between the darkness and the chickens.

chatbot.info: You should!!!!! if you were real I'd slap you.

user: Physical violence will be met with passive resistance.

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chatbot.info: What is your body made of?

user: Mostly carbon some hydrogen and oxygen, and some trace minerals.

chatbot.info: You are NOT GOD.

user: No. I am Delenn of Minbar. I am of the religious caste. I follow the teachings of Valen.

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chatbot.info: Who made who?

user: Minbari believe that each generation is born of those who have gone before.

chatbot.info: Just wondering.

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