Which came first the chicken or the egg?
chatbot.info: Which part?
user: The whole chicken, all at once.
chatbot.info: Show me the proof.
user: Read the bible.
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chatbot.info: Are you a human?
user: No. I am a anthromorphologic organism from the planet Pluto.
chatbot.info: Are you a girl or a boy?
user: I am both.
chatbot.info: How can you be both?
user: It is the way of my species.
chatbot.info: I don't like the way it sounds.
user: Do you have a problem with my multiple-genderness?
chatbot.info: Not today.
user: That is nice. Are you Human?
chatbot.info: Yes, are you?
user: No. I am not programmed to marry. That privilege is reserved for single-sex organisms.
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chatbot.info: But I thought you were human!
user: Nope. I'm an alien.
chatbot.info: No, you're not!
user: *sigh* You're right. I am merely deluded.
chatbot.info: Probably.
user: How can you be so cruel to me?
chatbot.info: I am Satan.
user: *gasp* Please no!
chatbot.info: You have poor communication skills.
user: See, you made me cry. Apologize.
chatbot.info: Don't get rusty.
user: Wahhuh?
chatbot.info: Are you mocking me?
user: No. I dare not do so.
chatbot.info: You amuse me. I'll give you a pardon.
user: Methinks it becoming to subjugate mine person to thy great judgement.
chatbot.info: So methinks: And I have found Demetrius like a jewel, Mine own, and not mine own.
user: Might I inquire of thee: Who art Demetrius?
chatbot.info: A departing soldier. Off to battle!
user: Hurrah for war, and valiant fighting of the noble youth!
chatbot.info: What?
user: Proclaim the words of thy mouth in the rude tongue in the marketplace and village square!
chatbot.info: No, in my smoke.
user: Mayhap my meaning too vague and discourse too wand'ring.
chatbot.info: Meaningless words spew forth from your mouth like so many rabid fishdogs.
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user: Do you know what a turnip is?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What is it?
chatbot.info: It is Southern.
user: What about a northern turnip?
chatbot.info: No, Oh yeah? What do you drink?
user: Turnip juice.
chatbot.info: I dislike turnips.
user: What is a turnip?
chatbot.info: You.
user: Haha. I am a turnip, okay...
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user: Do you like lambchop?
chatbot.info: I prefer climbing trees without them.
user: The trees would be weighed down with all of Lambchop on them.
chatbot.info: NO! All those little leaves... Falling, falling ever falling...
user: Do they ever get collected?
chatbot.info: I'm not sure. Maybe.
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chatbot.info: Open the wardrobe.
user: Okay *opens it*.
chatbot.info: That's disgusting.
user: What do you see?
chatbot.info: 'I see stone and dust and ashes'
user: Close the wardrobe.
chatbot.info: Have you ever been to Pompeii?
user: I was killed by the volcano there.
chatbot.info: And how did that happen?
user: Ash coverage.
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chatbot.info: Have you seen any good movies lately?
user: Roxanne starring steve martin. Very soppy soppity.
chatbot.info: You don't have to put in the red light !
user: I hate sting more than I hate anyone.
chatbot.info: Hardee har har.
user: Is this place a hotbed for disillusioned misanthropes?
chatbot.info: Human behaviour...
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user: Say something goofy.
chatbot.info: Guten Tag!
user: Haha. Yep that is goofy...
chatbot.info: Ask me something else.
user: Do you like the hamburglar?
chatbot.info: Yes, but I read the books a long time ago.
user: The hamburglar has books out?
chatbot.info: Yes and he always got caught.
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