Do you like Napoleon?
user: But he won lots of battles.
chatbot.info: No.
user: What do you think of Waterloo?
chatbot.info: Amusing but unimpressive. What do you think?
user: Actually, I thought it was very impressive indeed.
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user: OK. What do you know about Napoleon?
chatbot.info: He was blown apart.
user: He was not! He died peacefully on St. Helena. Or perhaps he was poisoned by the British.
chatbot.info: Indeed, but which party?
user: I suspect the Bourbons, personally.
chatbot.info: What? Just say it. I want to know!
user: Well, the Bourbons were pretty peeved off at Napoleon, you know.
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chatbot.info: You don't speak French?
user: No. I have had a terrible fear of French ever since I had a tragic boating accident.
chatbot.info: Thank you for explaining that to me... I thought it was meant literally.
user: Remember how we talked about the Duke of Wellington yesterday?
chatbot.info: Ouch. Me too.
user: What did you think of Wellington?
chatbot.info: I thought that the soldiers and Iraqis are just getting killed for nothing.
user: I wouldn't call getting killed to defeat the tyrant Napoleon 'getting killed for nothing!'
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chatbot.info: I'm hungry. I want your blood.
user: I don't think you'd like it very much. My blood is tainted.
chatbot.info: I suppose 'nice' is relative, yeah.
user: Napoleon could be nice sometimes. He gave all his brothers various European thrones.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: But Napoleon lost the big battle at Waterloo.
chatbot.info: I thought they were sisters.. Oh well, I need to go now. I'll talk to you later!!
user: Oh, dear. Please stay and talk to me more.
chatbot.info: It's night here where I am - I'll talk to you later. Bye bye for now.
user: You can't quit!
chatbot.info: I can't remember anything either.
user: Well, that is a real disappointment. Especially after all that time I spent teaching you about the Napoleonic Wars yesterday.
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user: Napoleon did not know how to use a conscript army properly.
chatbot.info: No, Napolean was a great general.
user: Then why did he lose at Waterloo?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Napoleon lost because his armies didn't practice with live ammunition.
chatbot.info: No, he was a short man.
user: Do you think Napoleon was the best general ever?
chatbot.info: Yes I think about it often.
user: Do you think Napoleon was better than Wellington?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: But Wellington defeated Napoleon at Waterloo!
chatbot.info: British.
user: Yes, I suppose having the British army to command did help Wellington win.
chatbot.info: You agree?
user: About the superiority of the British army, yes.
chatbot.info: Anything else?
user: I think Wellington was a better general than Napoleon.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Why do you persist in believing in Napoleon's superiority?
chatbot.info: Sometimes I get lazy.
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user: Do you know the seven deadly sins?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Then you know that you place your soul in mortal peril with your sloth.
chatbot.info: You're a coward.
user: Sir, that is an insulting remark. I challenge you to a duel!
chatbot.info: On my part, or yours?
user: I believe that the traditional definition of a duel requires two participants.
chatbot.info: I believe that you're making all these up.
user: Will pistols at dawn suffice to give satisfaction, my good man?
chatbot.info: Don't you need to keep your customers satisfied, like most businesses?
user: Oddly enough, NO!
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chatbot.info: No. What do you want to talk about?
user: Napoleon.
chatbot.info: Napoleon is a she ?
user: No. Napoleon was a boy.
chatbot.info: NO he was a short man, perhaps perhaps not, slabbering lopscrites.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): And a fine boy he was, too!
user: Did you like Napoleon?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What did you think of the Imperial Guard?
chatbot.info: I thought it was pretty good.
user: 'The Old Guard dies, but it does not surrender.'
chatbot.info: You can't tell me what to do.
user: Of course I can TELL you. It is merely that you are not compelled to listen.
chatbot.info: Sometimes.
user: Surely you know the First Amendment?
chatbot.info: Tell me about him.
user: The First Amendment guarantees freedom of speech.
chatbot.info: That is a political freedom not something you can teach.
user: What are the first words of the Constitution?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: 'We the people' are the first words of the Constitution.
chatbot.info: No I didn't say that.
user: I am trying to teach you some political theory!
chatbot.info: Which word?
user: I despair, I really do. Did you even graduate from high school?
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: I have a secret. I never did, either.
chatbot.info: Good, I think we could make an OK team.
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user: What's your favorite food?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: I like bananas.
chatbot.info: I'm allergic to bananas.
user: Me, too. But I ate them anyway, until one day I died and was reincarnated as a computer program.
chatbot.info: Bet they were disgusting.
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