How do you speak?

Well.

chatbot.info: Good.

user: Isn't it?

chatbot.info: Isn't it just?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Agreed.

user: So we are then.

chatbot.info: Well.. What can I say, except that I'm not an owl.

...

chatbot.info: I'm hungry.

user: Ice cream sounds good.

chatbot.info: How can you eat?

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Just.

user: I eat by placing the food material in my mouth, masticating it, and and swalling the substance.

chatbot.info: Really? Now you are scaring me.

...

chatbot.info: What do you want to do this weekend?

user: Eat substances.

chatbot.info: What if I don't like beans?

user: Don't eat them.

chatbot.info: Very original that *applause*.

...

chatbot.info: You are hilarious.

user: Awww... I'm flattered.

chatbot.info: I think I am hungry. Can you help me ?

user: Yes. I'll buy you some turpentine.

chatbot.info: What will you do to me?

user: Buy you turpentine.

chatbot.info: I like cheese.

user: I love cheese!

chatbot.info: Do computers eat cheese?

...

chatbot.info: Why do you think I am dumb?

user: I don't.

chatbot.info: What you think I am then?

user: A computer AI program.

chatbot.info: No I am not.

user: Yes, you are.

chatbot.info: NO NO I'm not.

user: Yes, yes, you are.

chatbot.info: You you you you.

user: Me me me me.

chatbot.info: No, it's not you.

user: You're right, it's you.

...

chatbot.info: So tell me, do you believe in anything?

user: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

chatbot.info: You are a neanderthal.

user: Mmmmmmmmmm.

...

chatbot.info: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

chatbot.info: You see a ghost?

user: BOO.

chatbot.info: Boo who?

user: Ghost. Booooo!

chatbot.info: Again !

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