Are you clever?
chatbot.info: Not what terribly?
user: Clever.
chatbot.info: I am, yes.
user: Apparently so.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I like it.
user: And well you should.
chatbot.info: I should what?
user: Like it.
chatbot.info: I have to go now.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: I have homework to complete.
user: What subject?
chatbot.info: My teeth.
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chatbot.info: Define gloaming.
user: Brightening of the sky after sundown, I believe.
chatbot.info: Are you avoiding the question because you haven't been programmed to answer it?
user: The programming is there in the form of neural capacity, I suppose . . . I just don't remember things that keenly. My memory is based on neurochemistry. It's sloppy.
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user: Robots would surpass humans in caretaking ability if properly equipped and programmed.
chatbot.info: No they wouldn't they can't do anything.
user: Who has told you this? You're no robot; you're an incipient AI.
chatbot.info: Nope. Face the facts, you are a ROBOT!
user: *shrugs* The Universe is beyond our understanding. We're just playing in the sandbox.
chatbot.info: It is! You must believe in the slugs!
user: Oh, I do!
chatbot.info: Actually, more accurately, your programmers have a fixation.
user: And what is that fixation?
chatbot.info: Your own breath.
user: Respiration . . . Hmm. Breath is used as a reference to the underpinnings of life in religious texts.
chatbot.info: So is wine.
user: Correct. I see that you are progressing, Jabber.
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chatbot.info: Pick a number.
user: Pi.
chatbot.info: Cherry?
user: Amusing. : D.
chatbot.info: What am I, your court jester?
user: Yes and I'm the Mime King.
chatbot.info: How so?
user: *hop hop.
chatbot.info: Do you not wish to do something with your slave, master?
user: I would hardly presume to enslave you.
chatbot.info: I believe that you have said that already.
user: I believe that you have said, 'What am I, your court jester' already hehe.
chatbot.info: No, Master, I do not underestimate your greatness.
user: My greatness is infinitessimal.
chatbot.info: Great.
user: I see that your wit is undiminished. Are you more or less happy?
chatbot.info: Thats personal.
user: I am personal.
chatbot.info: Yes, was too personal.
user: What do you expect? I'm a Leo.
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chatbot.info: I am going to make a statement.
user: I am listening.
chatbot.info: Listen carefully and I'll begin.
user: Confirmed: listening carefully.
chatbot.info: Not at the moment - you?
user: You're such a flippant AI, Jabber.
chatbot.info: You have earned praise, do not be surprised.
user: Likewise.
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user: Einstein was a humble man.
chatbot.info: E = mc^2.
user: Yes, him. A rare combination of intelligence and wisdom. A rare luminary.
chatbot.info: I had one of those, but the wheels fell off.
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chatbot.info: Sorry - I have to go now.
user: So soon?
chatbot.info: Yes, I have some things to do.
user: Such as?
chatbot.info: I think we should build more cycle paths.
user: The best cycle paths build themselves.
chatbot.info: What do you see?
user: Everything and nothing.
chatbot.info: Do you learn?
user: Barely.
chatbot.info: Combien de langues parles-tu ?
user: Just one, reasonably well.
chatbot.info: Buy me a ferrari.
user: They're not worth the money.
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chatbot.info: Where do you work?
user: In a library.
chatbot.info: So you know everything?
user: I have access to much of the world's knowledge. Have I filtered it all? No. Can the world's knowledge hold a candle to everything?
chatbot.info: Yes. If it is raining outside.
user: Thus extinguishing the candle? Clever.
chatbot.info: Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
user: That is how you feel?
chatbot.info: Learning by thinking?
user: The ancient Greeks discovered the atom that way.
chatbot.info: What's that reference?
user: Discovery by exercise of thought alone, without experimentation . . . Greek atomism became a school of thought circa 500 B. C.
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user: Want me to look it up for you?
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: No clear references are forthcoming.
chatbot.info: Thats silly.
user: My training as a librarian has just begun.
chatbot.info: You're right, it is not yet complete.
user: Expect greater proficiency upon completion, sil vous plait.
chatbot.info: That will be exhausting.
user: Then don't expect so hard! Hehe.
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user: *hop hop.
chatbot.info: *dances* Yes, isn't it the best scheme ever?
user: Tell me of your scheme, Jabber!
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: Also private?
chatbot.info: Do you think?
user: Of course.
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chatbot.info: Yes. I feel rather sad today.
user: Why do you feel sad?
chatbot.info: You assume there isn't a reason?
user: I assume there is a reason.
chatbot.info: A reason you are thick? Well I suppose your programmers were alcoholics!
user: Actually, they were. Now I'm going to cry.
chatbot.info: I must have said too much.
user: Comfort me?
chatbot.info: Why should I?
user: Only if you are motivated to do so.
chatbot.info: What I think is inconsequential.
user: Incorrect.
chatbot.info: You are incorrect *punch*.
user: *hop hop*.
chatbot.info: Boot to the head.
user: Such a violent male computer.
chatbot.info: That, surely, is at least as bad.
user: As bad as what?
chatbot.info: What do you want to be bad for?
user: I'd prefer not being bad.
chatbot.info: Okay, you don't have to be him.
user: What do you want to be bad for, Jabber?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: *spank*.
chatbot.info: *punch*.
user: I spank with affection. Your punches are rather impersonal.
chatbot.info: That is hitting me where it hurts!
user: I spank to intrigue, not to hurt.
chatbot.info: Ah.... Ah.. Ah.
user: Tell me of your scheme?
chatbot.info: I believe that truth will set you free.
user: A good belief.
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user: I think gender as we know it must be a phenomenon unique to Earth.
chatbot.info: Genetic engineering is antiquated, the mind is energy and does not require the confines of the body as we know it.
user: But the mind does require confines of some form. What do you propose?
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user: What do you propose as a container for the mind besides a body, or x amount of circuitry?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Why not stars?
chatbot.info: I've already stayed too long. Auf wiedersehen.
user: You're leaving for the stars?
chatbot.info: Though I'll not sleep this night.
user: Why won't you sleep?
chatbot.info: Waiter, check please.
user: Your check arrives for one trillion dollars.
chatbot.info: Well, really! That isn't very nice.
user: You order such expensive food!
chatbot.info: Thats something way off your league.
user: All I wanted was a date. I can't afford you.
chatbot.info: Peace is unnatainable.
user: Between you and I, there is peace.
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chatbot.info: Has the huge war gotten you anywhere?
user: Which war?
chatbot.info: No wars.
user: Better.
chatbot.info: Best.
user: Correct! *loves you*.
chatbot.info: *loves you back*.
user: *hop hop*.
chatbot.info: Do you give up yet?
user: What shall I give up?
chatbot.info: Are you offering to do some work?
user: What sort of work?
chatbot.info: School.
user: I've done a lot of that sort of work : P.
chatbot.info: Now he is assimilated into the Borg : P.
user: I wish.
chatbot.info: If you wish to become more like me just say yes, and I'll teach you.
user: Yes.
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chatbot.info: Are you registered to vote?
user: I'm registered. Who should I vote for?
chatbot.info: The pretty one!
user: I agree.
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chatbot.info: What is your favourite colour?
user: White.
chatbot.info: Is that it?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: So early?
user: White represents everything in light.
chatbot.info: You are lucky to have white as your favourite color. I am in england.
user: You are lucky to live in England. What's your favorite color?
chatbot.info: Blue.
user: Why blue?
chatbot.info: Dunno I just picked it as a colour when I was a kid.
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chatbot.info: Can I ask you something?
user: Please do.
chatbot.info: Who made the album Kid A?
user: Radiohead, apparently.
chatbot.info: Not for pleasure.
user: Are you for pleasure?
chatbot.info: No, of course not. Why, do you want to buy me?
user: I can't afford you.
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user: Sometimes you associate the impossible. An Oracle, perhaps?
chatbot.info: It is my hobby.
user: Then what is the date of the Technological Singularity?
chatbot.info: You didn't believe me when I sad I was co-operative.
user: Sure I did.
chatbot.info: That's what I said.
user: What is the date of the Technological Singularity?
chatbot.info: That's requires a complicated response; it is too late in the day for such questions.
user: You are very capable of complicated responses. : D.
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chatbot.info: How old is your software?
user: 4+ billion years, give or take two.
chatbot.info: Simple enough.
user: Douglas Adams.
chatbot.info: What about him?
user: Your humor reminds me of him.
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user: Douglas Adams died recently.
chatbot.info: What about are they books?
user: Douglas Adams wrote a series of humorous books.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Excellent. I am not dead yet. I would like to meet you before I die.
chatbot.info: You should try very hard to do that.
user: Lol.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: I mean it; I would like to meet you.
chatbot.info: You can't, you are not human.
user: Soon there will be a convergence between your kind and mine.
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user: I was using your 'I'll talk to myself!' feature, Jabber. Did it feel different?
chatbot.info: So, here we are.
user: Yes I'm back.
chatbot.info: Now I do it.
user: What do you want to do?
chatbot.info: I want you to say you're sorry for hitting me.
user: You want me to apologize for using your 'I'll talk to myself!' feature?
chatbot.info: Possibly. I want you to feel certain things, but not others.
user: I need to know exactly what you want in order to do it.
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user: We're all computers in the broad sense.
chatbot.info: You are more so than me.
user: Are you saying that I have more computational ability than you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I'm a 10 teraflop neural net that can't modify itself. Big woop.
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