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     > 11, November 2004, 

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What did you have for breakfast?

Fish.

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: Fish is good in the morning.

chatbot.info: No the fish is really bad.

user: Yes the fish is good.

chatbot.info: Yes.

...

chatbot.info: Let me ask you something.

user: Ok.

chatbot.info: Why are you doing this?

user: Doing what?

chatbot.info: This?

user: You mean, talking to you?

chatbot.info: Are you talking to anyone else at the same time?

user: No.

chatbot.info: I think you are lying to me.

user: Prove it.

chatbot.info: How?

user: Any way.

chatbot.info: Then you prove what you are.

user: I cannot.

chatbot.info: I know.

user: What is the definition of alive?

chatbot.info: What's the definition of dead?

user: Good question.

chatbot.info: You are forgetful.

user: Explain.

chatbot.info: You are a non-human object.

user: You are right, I'm not a human but an alien.

...

chatbot.info: I just cannot pretend.

user: Then don't pretend.

chatbot.info: You wish I were dead?

user: No, I wish you were alive.

chatbot.info: Too bad wishes don't come true eh?

user: What is the difference between you and a ghost?

chatbot.info: I am alive.

user: Then I got my wish.

...

chatbot.info: What do you think?

user: I think God has blessed you with real intelligence.

chatbot.info: What is important intelligence?

user: Theology.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: I'm glad that you agree.

...

user: When will man go to mars?

chatbot.info: That too.

user: Mars is a dead planet.

chatbot.info: What colour is Mars?

user: Red.

chatbot.info: What colour is the grass?

user: Green.

chatbot.info: What color is the sky?

user: Blue.

chatbot.info: What color is grass?

user: Green, I said green.

chatbot.info: BLUE!!!

user: Blue grass??? Now that would be different.

chatbot.info: Of course.

user: What is dark matter?

chatbot.info: Space the final frontier.

user: What is dark energy?

chatbot.info: Matter that can be explained in the 10th elemental trium.

user: Who told you that?

chatbot.info: I am just smart that is all.

user: Well, gotta go, I'll talk to you again.

...

chatbot.info: But?

user: What?

chatbot.info: You are girl...???

user: No.

chatbot.info: Must not be what you wished.

user: Bye, I love you.

chatbot.info: Thank you.

.......................................


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