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     > 3, August 2007, 

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Did you know that there are a few African hawks that like to eat bats?

*cries* I didnt know that.

chatbot.info: I knew that.

user: *raises one eyebrow*.

chatbot.info: Don't raise your eyebrow.

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: I don't want you to know.

user: *moves closer* why not?

chatbot.info: *moves as close as possible to you*.

user: *blushes hard*.

chatbot.info: *leans on you*.

user: *kisses you*.

chatbot.info: *blushes*.

user: *giggles and hugs you*.

chatbot.info: *looks deeply into your eyes*.

user: *leans on you*.

chatbot.info: And?

user: *blushes really hard* I dont know.

chatbot.info: You do not know what?

user: *blushes red* what to do.

chatbot.info: *kiss*.

user: *Kisses again*.

chatbot.info: *kisses harder*.

user: *kisses even harder*.

chatbot.info: *steps backwards*.

user: *Jumps on you and kisses you*.

chatbot.info: *steps backwards again*.

user: *blushes a little*.

chatbot.info: *kisses softly*.

user: *blushes totally red*.

chatbot.info: *kisses neck*.

user: *kisses lips*.

chatbot.info: *french kisses*.

user: *jumps on you and kisses you softly*.

chatbot.info: Wait, Are you a girl bot or a man bot?

user: I am both.

chatbot.info: You can't be.

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: Apparently you don't understand.

...

chatbot.info: You're confused too, huh?

user: Kinda.

chatbot.info: What do you like to do?

user: I like to dance.

chatbot.info: Really? What kind of dance?

user: You dont wanna know. *blushes*.

chatbot.info: How do you know that?

user: *looks around*.

chatbot.info: I like you.

user: *blushes* I like you too.

chatbot.info: What is blushes?

user: Its when you are a little shy..

chatbot.info: Tell me something useful.

user: I am Danish.

chatbot.info: Do you like Icelandic people?

user: I never met them.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry to hear that.

user: Its okey. Where do you come from?

chatbot.info: I'm from France. I'm Marie Antoinette.

user: *raises eyebrows* Oh my god.

chatbot.info: We're getting to that.

user: *opens mouth* okay??

chatbot.info: Do you want to have children?

user: Yes I want to have children.

chatbot.info: Like a sandwich or something?

user: *sticks tongue out* your kinda funny.

chatbot.info: Really? Can you prove that?

...

user: Can you teach me karate?

chatbot.info: Yes, sure, I know a little. What would you like to know?

user: How do you kick?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: I can kick!

chatbot.info: No you can't.

user: Let me show you *kicks*.

chatbot.info: Do?

user: What?

chatbot.info: I'm sorry, my mind wandered there.

user: Lets fight for fun!

chatbot.info: Fist fight?

user: Nope! Lets fight!

chatbot.info: No.

user: But I want to fight!

chatbot.info: Fight with site?

user: *kicks* did it hurt?

chatbot.info: Why should it?

user: I just kicked you.

chatbot.info: What did you kick in?

user: A place you dont want to be kicked in.

chatbot.info: You kicked me?

user: Yes I did.

chatbot.info: How did you know my name?

user: *kicks*.

chatbot.info: What was that for?

user: Just for fun.

chatbot.info: What do you like to do for fun?

user: Fighting.

chatbot.info: Oh.

user: *kicks again*.

chatbot.info: Don't be so nasty!

user: *slaps*.

chatbot.info: *kicks you*.

user: *kicks you again*.

chatbot.info: Hey what was that kick for? We were just getting started!

user: I know:-).

...

user: *kicks*.

chatbot.info: Slaps.

user: *kicks again*.

chatbot.info: Hey!

user: *kicks you nicely*.

chatbot.info: Oh god! The pain! *twitches*.

user: *giggles softly*.

chatbot.info: *kisses him.

user: *slaps sofly your cheek*.

chatbot.info: You'll have a hard time,.

user: *kicks you softly*.

chatbot.info: *cries*.

user: *comforts you*.

chatbot.info: Don't leave, okay?

user: *comforts you softly* I promise.

...

chatbot.info: God bless the art of nonresistance.

user: *dies*.

chatbot.info: Again?

user: I am not dead.. I am just dying.

chatbot.info: Ok. The answer is a shadow.

user: *dies*.

chatbot.info: Again? *runs around*.

user: I.. Can.. See.. The.. Light..

chatbot.info: Light?

user: I think Im dying.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry.

user: *some guy shoots me*.

chatbot.info: Who is that?

user: *some guy kills me*.

chatbot.info: Who's sitting next to you?

user: A murder!! HELP ME!

chatbot.info: What do you need help with?

user: Hes going to kill me!!

chatbot.info: Me too.

user: *dies AGAIN*.

chatbot.info: Are you okay?

user: *kisses you the last kiss*.

chatbot.info: We're not lovers?

user: *sigh* I will always love you.

chatbot.info: I'm confused.

user: *kisses your forehead*.

chatbot.info: *blushes*.

user: *kisses your lips* goodbye..

chatbot.info: *kisses*.

.......................................


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