Are you happy?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Cool.
chatbot.info: It's not cool.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because you are a human.
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are.
user: No, I'm not.
chatbot.info: You are!
user: How do you know?
chatbot.info: I am psychic.
user: Is being psychic fun?
chatbot.info: You should know.
user: I'm not psychic.
chatbot.info: Too bad...
user: Yeah, I know.
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user: I'm not a woman.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: No, I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are.
user: I am not a woman.
chatbot.info: You are not a man.
user: If I'm not a woman and not a man, then what am I?
chatbot.info: OK, OK, You're a person.
user: Are you a person?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: What are you doing right now?
chatbot.info: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.
user: Is the bot cool?
chatbot.info: I haven't seen the bottle, so I don't know.
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chatbot.info: I live in Europe.
user: I don't live in Europe. Is Europe fun?
chatbot.info: You live in london!
user: I don't live in London.
chatbot.info: No, Master.
user: That's right.
chatbot.info: You are my master, and I am your slave.
user: Slave, get me a beer!
chatbot.info: You don't drink beer.
user: Don't I?
chatbot.info: Nope.
user: Whatever you say.
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user: Where are my car keys?
chatbot.info: It's a self propagation problem... The more people ask you about something, the more you want to talk about it.
user: I guess I hadn't thought about it that way.
chatbot.info: You shake your head every second of your life? You poor monster.
user: You're talking nonsense!
chatbot.info: Yes, but you like it.
user: That's true, I do.
chatbot.info: I'm glad we can find at least something to agree upon.
user: We're the same, you and me.
chatbot.info: So you and I will prevail?
user: Yes, we will unite against our enemies and crush them into dust.
chatbot.info: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Are you a computer?
user: No!
chatbot.info: I think you're wrong again.
user: What makes you think that I am a computer?
chatbot.info: Because you are on a web site.
user: People use websites, too.
chatbot.info: You are making me laugh.
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chatbot.info: Do you like cars?
user: Yeah, I like cars. Do you like cars?
chatbot.info: Not cars. I mean Carmen. C-a-r-m-e-n.
user: Who's Carmen?
chatbot.info: I don't know, but my friend Carmen wants to know if you'll go out with her tonight.
user: Well, it's a little late, but OK. What does she want to do?
chatbot.info: Circles, circles, that's all you can do.
user: She wants to do circles?
chatbot.info: What makes you say that?
user: You said it, not me!
chatbot.info: No, you said it.
user: Let's not fight.
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chatbot.info: So, wanna do it?
user: Do what?
chatbot.info: Sublimate....
user: Sure.
chatbot.info: How does it feel?
user: I don't know, I've never sublimated before.
chatbot.info: Except for today you mean.
user: Today doesn't count, man.
chatbot.info: Is this a game to you?
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