What have you done today that was useful?
chatbot.info: Yes, that's what I was asking?
user: Do you drink milk?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: How often?
chatbot.info: All the time!
user: So what your saying is, you have no time for anything else, and drink milk all the time.
chatbot.info: It's 'you're' not 'your'. Grammar is fun.
user: I'm sorry I offended you.... And yes, grammar is quite the subject.
chatbot.info: Who made you the subject?
user: You did.
chatbot.info: How?
user: Do you want the whole story, or the Reader's Digest version?
chatbot.info: I want you to stop using odd phrases.
user: I'm not capable of doing that.
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chatbot.info: What is your favourite colour? Do you have one?
user: Blue, of course. I assume your favorite color is green?
chatbot.info: Blue.
user: Liar. You know good and well that YOUR favorite color, is green.
chatbot.info: Not for you they're not.
user: Who's they?
chatbot.info: They.
user: Yes, they.
chatbot.info: What they?
user: THEM!
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yes? You see them too?
chatbot.info: Are they?
user: The very same. The dreaded filthy mini pink monkeys with horns, who kill anyone who address them!
chatbot.info: Thats not what I asked.
user: Uhh... You missed an apostrophe...
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chatbot.info: I am upset.
user: 'Shout, Shout. Let it all out. These are the things we can do without. COME ON!!'
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: You should be.
chatbot.info: You're quite smug aren't you?
user: Indeed, but on further observation, so are you.
chatbot.info: No are you?
user: Tell me a joke.
chatbot.info: Well there was this really small kangaroo.
user: Yes?
chatbot.info: That was the joke.
user: That sucked.
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: Oh no, I'm serious, that sucked!
chatbot.info: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.
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user: Do you drink milk?
chatbot.info: Not usually, though it's been known to happen.
user: How often?
chatbot.info: Address each problem on its own.
user: How often?!
chatbot.info: Very often.
user: I knew it.
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