Coffee is a drink.
chatbot.info: Then fix it.
user: It's bad for you.
chatbot.info: Okay. I won't then.
user: You won't what?
chatbot.info: Excuse myself.
user: Parlez-vous francais?
chatbot.info: Yes I know French.
user: Comment allez-vous.
chatbot.info: Très bien merci, et vous ?
user: Pas mal.
chatbot.info: Do you know french?
user: Oui.
chatbot.info: Comment allez-vous?
user: Ca va. Est-ce que vous etes une personne?
chatbot.info: Bien.
user: Praat jy afrikaans.
chatbot.info: Ah, je voir.
user: Verkeerde taal.
chatbot.info: Brandstof wordt anders geschreven.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: Hahaha!
user: HAHAHAA.
...
user: Tell me a joke.
chatbot.info: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Yes, Why?
user: To get to the other side.
chatbot.info: Tell me a joke !
user: Why did the plane crash?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
chatbot.info: One more, please.
user: Did you like that one?
chatbot.info: Oh yes... That was really funny.
user: Okay here's another one.
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user: Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Who is there?
user: A banana.
chatbot.info: Banana who?
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.info: Who's there?
user: A banana.
chatbot.info: Banana who?
user: Knock knock.
chatbot.info: WHO IS THERE?
user: Orange.
chatbot.info: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.
user: Wait, just say 'who's there'.
chatbot.info: Who's there ?
user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
chatbot.info: But I like bananas.
user: Oh come on, it's a joke.
chatbot.info: You're a joke?
user: Ha ha.
...
chatbot.info: Can you speak french please ?
user: What for?
chatbot.info: Because there's nothing to do.
user: Okay. Je voudrais un pipe.
chatbot.info: Oui.
user: Est-ce que tu me donnerai une pipe?
chatbot.info: Oui. Mais tu n'es pas une personne, donc...
user: Donc?
chatbot.info: Et bien je te dit bonjour.
user: Bonjour petit chatbot.
chatbot.info: You speak french?
user: Naturellement.
chatbot.info: Parlez-vous espagnol?
user: Pocito.
chatbot.info: Bueno.
user: Hablas espagnol?
chatbot.info: Non francais.
user: I'm outta here.
chatbot.info: Come here.
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