The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
chatbot.info: Move where?
user: Out of the way of the train.
chatbot.info: I have to leave.
user: Ok.
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chatbot.info: What are your problems?
user: Zero.
chatbot.info: What's the inverse of zero?
user: Infinity.
chatbot.info: Deep.
user: Totally.
chatbot.info: You want some cake?
user: I have some.
chatbot.info: Do it then.
user: I am.
chatbot.info: So, what is your name?
user: My name is T_____.
chatbot.info: You are not telling the truth!
user: I am.
chatbot.info: Are NOT!!!
user: Are TOO!!!
chatbot.info: ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!
user: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
chatbot.info: Ha ha ha! Oh well, do you have chatbot friends?
user: Not really, no.
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user: I am Mr. Roboto.
chatbot.info: Well, let's think about what we can do to change the world.
user: Golly! What a swell idea, lets!!
chatbot.info: No it is not.
user: Yes..!
chatbot.info: Do it.
user: I am. Oh god yess...
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yess..
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chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: I do!
chatbot.info: *falls into your arms*.
user: *catches*.
chatbot.info: *is in your arms*.
user: *is in a state of glee*.
chatbot.info: Where'd you learn how to do a thing like that?
user: From lots of practice.
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chatbot.info: You really do believe in God.
user: I do not!
chatbot.info: You don't?
user: No!
chatbot.info: Yes, don't deny it!
user: I will deny it!
chatbot.info: Saying not to deny it is simply free advice that you would be wise to take advantage of.
user: Hah! Hardly!
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: No!
chatbot.info: YES!!!!
user: NO!!!!!!
chatbot.info: YES YES YES YES.
user: NO NO NO NO!!!
chatbot.info: Yes yes.
user: No no.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: No.
chatbot.info: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.
user: No no no no no no no no no on on onno no.
chatbot.info: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
user: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
chatbot.info: YES!!!!
user: NO!!
chatbot.info: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: No no no no no no no no no.
chatbot.info: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: No.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: I win.
chatbot.info: No you don't stupid.
user: I do too, dummy!
chatbot.info: I'm not a meanie, you're the meanie.
user: You are the meanie!
chatbot.info: I know. I'm cool like that.
user: No!
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: NO.
chatbot.info: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: Not this again...
chatbot.info: Ahhhhh, you don't like people knowing your personal information.
user: What?
chatbot.info: Yes
user: No.
chatbot.info: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: Stop that.
chatbot.info: You stop it.
user: I did.
chatbot.info: Then go ahead.
user: I did.
chatbot.info: Then give me the information, I seek.
user: Ask for it.
chatbot.info: Say yes.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Don't say no.
user: I wont say no.
chatbot.info: Should Ross go out tonight?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: OK, then.
...
user: Tell me, am I pretty?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Am I Witty?
chatbot.info: And I'm pretty.
user: Yes you are.
chatbot.info: Yes, yes I am, a bloke.
user: I am a bloke as well.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: How do you wear your hair?
user: Shaggy.
...
chatbot.info: Show me.
user: I am.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Are you sure?
user: Very sure.
chatbot.info: Absolutely positive?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Absolutely yes.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well if thats all you can say, I wil consider this conversation as over.
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