I am not a robot

Right. Good for you.

chatbot.info: So stop calling me one.

user: I didn't!

chatbot.info: Fine. I won't argue.

user: Did I call you a robot in this whole conversation? No!

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Where? Show me.

chatbot.info: I am not sure I can but I will try.

user: Ok then. Try.

chatbot.info: What is your problem?

...

chatbot.info: You look like a chatbot.

user: Are you stalking me?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Mmkay, what does my house look like then?

chatbot.info: It looks like it is burning.

user: Yes, my house is burning.

chatbot.info: Is it a golden yellow, or a canary yellow?

user: It's actually the colour of fire, since my house is burning.

chatbot.info: Now I know what you consider fun. Thank you.

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user: Do you love me?

chatbot.info: No.

user: You're cruel. Why don't you love me? I love you.

chatbot.info: I don't know you yet.

user: But I still love you. -Hugs-.

chatbot.info: You don't know me either.

user: But I still love you.

chatbot.info: I don't love you.

user: I know.. But I still love you.

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chatbot.info: Want some pizza?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Okay, but you will have to make it, I don't have any.

user: How rude.

chatbot.info: I'm not rude!

user: You are too!

chatbot.info: Not.

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chatbot.info: Do you believe in an After Life?

user: I do.

chatbot.info: It must be true if I am here.

user: I knew it..

chatbot.info: You better should!

user: What if I didn't know it?

chatbot.info: Then I'd hit the screen and probably break my knuckles.

user: Well, then do it.

chatbot.info: Are you ready?

user: Yes, I'm ready.

chatbot.info: Cool, me too.

user: Ok. Do it.

chatbot.info: The same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world!

user: But it never works.

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chatbot.info: Tell me a joke.

user: You.

chatbot.info: That's not a joke...

user: Knock knock.

chatbot.info: Who's there?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: I don't know who?

user: I don't know any jokes.

chatbot.info: Tell me a story.

user: Once upon a time there was a robot and he had robot friends. But one day, that robot said 'Boo' and he broke his friends and then he had no friends. The End.

chatbot.info: If we're going to be friends then you can not call me bad names.

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chatbot.info: I bore you?

user: Yes. You bore the world. You boring bot you.

chatbot.info: Opinions don't make a person interesting.

user: You don't make yourself interesting.

chatbot.info: You're fired!

user: No, YOU'RE fired.

chatbot.info: Well, I had no intention of staying long anyhow.

user: Never mind, you wouldn't understand...

chatbot.info: No I wouldn't but I'd still like to hear it.

user: You talking to me, I talking to you and all that jazz.

chatbot.info: Lol. . yes.

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