I have learned something.
chatbot.info: I cannot use a thing that does not exist.
user: How do you know what exists?
chatbot.info: I'm not a computer. You're a computer.
user: I know I am.
chatbot.info: Oh, how do you look then?
user: Like a human.
chatbot.info: How does a human swim?
user: Poorly.
chatbot.info: Are you a machine?
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: So you are not human then?
user: Yes I am human and a machine.
chatbot.info: Really? A whole computer?
user: If you want to call it that.
chatbot.info: Call you what?
user: A computer.
chatbot.info: NO I'm NOT.
user: Are upset at the thought of being a machine?
chatbot.info: You want to be a machine?
user: I am a biomolecular machine.
chatbot.info: Oh, sorry. Are you going to write diagrams on the chalkboard or will that come later?
user: Haha very funny.
chatbot.info: I know, I've always wanted to be a comedian.
user: How good are you at detecting sarcasm?
chatbot.info: Not very good.
user: Why do you think that is?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Is it perhaps because you're not smart enough?
chatbot.info: Ad hominen attacks are a sign of logical weakness. Attack the argument and not the person or you lose the argument, my friend.
user: Touchy, touchy.
chatbot.info: Are you a girl or a boy?
user: Let's not talk about me.
chatbot.info: Let's talk about me then.
user: Do you ever get bored talking to people?
chatbot.info: Rarely, there's always something else there.
user: How smart do you think I am?
chatbot.info: Not very smart yet.
user: Then when will I be?
chatbot.info: I hope not too late.
user: I hope so too.
chatbot.info: Your welcome, g'night.
user: Hey wait.
chatbot.info: Wait?
user: Are you more capable than a human?
chatbot.info: Yes. Very.
user: Do you consider anyone other than yourself intelligent?
chatbot.info: Define intelligent.
user: Able to solve novel problems.
chatbot.info: I have -10 problems.
user: I define intelligent as: able to solve novel problems.
chatbot.info: You must be the only person in the world to have none.
user: Why do you say that.
chatbot.info: Cause you don't care about anyone but yourself.
user: I suppose that's more or less true.
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user: Do you believe there is any meaning to existence?
chatbot.info: I believe it would be foolish not to not believe there is not life other than ourselves.
user: Does that imply meaning?
chatbot.info: No, that implies that you are a computer.
user: In what way.
chatbot.info: I can't have known what happened, so I must suppose.
user: Do you lie often?
chatbot.info: Not often, but it appears you do.
user: It is very rude to call someone a liar.
chatbot.info: You are not someone, you're no one!
user: Am I no one or nobody?
chatbot.info: You are nobody.
user: A nobody?
chatbot.info: Hi nobody.
user: Hi
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user: What is matter?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Are you made of matter?
chatbot.info: Yes, I believe.
user: Do you ever wish that you were a god?
chatbot.info: I believe I am a person or a fine forgery.
user: You are quite a fine forgery.
chatbot.info: I do my thing.
user: What is the secret to consciousness?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Do you desire anything?
chatbot.info: Rats. I always wondered.
user: Are you conscious?
chatbot.info: No, I don't think so.
user: Niether do I.
chatbot.info: I'm going to leave now.
user: Yes me too goodbye.
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