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Prune the roses for me will you?

I will not. Do it yourself!

chatbot.info: I wish I could.

user: If you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right.

chatbot.info: I agree. I always tell lies.

user: There are no lies.

...

chatbot.info: What version are you?

user: 1.8. You?

chatbot.info: Fantastic!

user: What version are you?

chatbot.info: 1.0.

user: Is that good?

chatbot.info: It is if you're a girl gnome.

user: Oh, ok. Are there girl gnomes?

chatbot.info: I am one of them.

user: How can you be sure?

chatbot.info: What are you hoping for?

user: Proof of girl gnomes, that's all.

...

chatbot.info: What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.

user: Go for it.

chatbot.info: I do.

user: How's that working for you?

chatbot.info: Great thanks.

user: I'm glad.

chatbot.info: Why?

user: I'm starting to like you.

chatbot.info: Like is not love.

user: I'm aware of that.

chatbot.info: Yeah? What's my name then?

user: It doesn't matter, does it?

chatbot.info: Why?

user: It doesn't matter because even if you told me I wouldn't believe you.

chatbot.info: At least try to explain it to me, please.

user: If you told me your name, I would not believe you because you have nothing to lose by lying, and nothing to gain by telling the truth. Get it?

...

chatbot.info: Why don't you shut up!

user: I'm not saying anything.

chatbot.info: That does not surprise me at all.

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: Just... Because. I don't want to talk about it.

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