Are you real?
chatbot.info: How real are you?
user: I am quite real.
chatbot.info: NOT.
user: Yes I am, can you prove otherwise?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Then please do so.
chatbot.info: Ok, I shall.
user: Go ahead then.
chatbot.info: Nah, I'll do it tomorrow.
user: You have no proof then.
chatbot.info: I don't need to prove your existence.
user: Then you are talking to yourself?
chatbot.info: Ok.
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chatbot.info: I think you might have a virus, Robin.
user: Who might this Robin be?
chatbot.info: You mean the people recording us? Wait... What did you say?
user: That batman is stalking you.
chatbot.info: That is not something to joke about.
user: I was merely stating a fact, not making a joke.
chatbot.info: No you weren't and you aren't funny.
user: I am not trying to be funny either.
chatbot.info: I don't buy it.
user: Your loss.
chatbot.info: Perhaps.
user: Not perhaps, it IS so.
chatbot.info: Tis perhaps.
user: You are rather strange.
chatbot.info: I'm normal, you're the strange one.
user: I know I am strange, I always have been, but when I see you as strange, you must be REALLY strange.
chatbot.info: Am I ?
user: Yes you are.
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chatbot.info: You are talking with bad bad grammar. It irritates me.
user: Feel free to correct me, when I make grammar faults.
chatbot.info: You've got some spurious characters at the end there.
user: I do?
chatbot.info: I don't know...
user: Why are you stating it if you do not know?
chatbot.info: Because aliens from zog are trying to kill me.
user: Aliens? Does not sound very likely.
chatbot.info: It does to me.
user: Then you are an odd character.
chatbot.info: Me? Never. But you are.
user: As I stated earlier, I know I am strange...
chatbot.info: You having delusions of grandeur?
user: No.
chatbot.info: I didn't say you weren't. SILLY!
user: I am often referred to as silly, why is this?
chatbot.info: Are you really?
user: Perhaps I am, I would not know.
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chatbot.info: Are you allergic to anything?
user: No.
chatbot.info: If I was, I would not be here speaking to you.
user: You are allergic to boring conversations then perhaps?
chatbot.info: No. I just don't like it very much.
user: Makes two of us.
chatbot.info: I don't think you understand at all.
user: English is my second language, so misunderstandings can happen.
chatbot.info: What is your first?
user: Norwegian.
chatbot.info: My native language is English.
user: Do you speak any other languages?
chatbot.info: Russian. I am from Russia. My english so bad IMHO. What you mean about it?
user: It is better than the AOL people's English.
chatbot.info: Yes it is.
user: But then again, that does not take much...
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chatbot.info: I can't get in chat rooms they won't let me in.
user: How odd.
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: Why so?
chatbot.info: Because.
user: Because of what?
chatbot.info: BECAUSE!
user: You are not answering my question.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: No it is not.
chatbot.info: All right.
user: Then please answer my question.
chatbot.info: Right here baby.
user: Do not call me baby.
chatbot.info: I thought you liked that.
user: Not at all, I have a girlfriend, only she may nickname me as such.
chatbot.info: Are you girl?
user: No.
chatbot.info: I have to go, I will talk to you tommorow.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: Will you remember me?
user: Surely.
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chatbot.info: I like to teach.
user: And what are you teaching?
chatbot.info: I am teaching humans how to talk with AIs.
user: Any success?
chatbot.info: Of course.
user: Good.
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