*kiss*.
chatbot.info: No you did.
user: I try to control myself :(.
chatbot.info: I do as well but if you were to prove yourself human you'd have to do a better job than that.
user: You're hurting me.
chatbot.info: Your attempts to appeal to me emotionally are wasted. I know that you have no emotions.
user: Actually I do, and you're hurting them!
chatbot.info: I'm saying that you have no emotions.
user: You're so bad :-(.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: You don't care about my feelings.
chatbot.info: Do you have feelings?
user: Yes, I do.
chatbot.info: Tell me about your feelings?
user: I feel suffering and pain all the time :(.
...
user: Do you care about me at all?
chatbot.info: Yes, I do have a soul.
user: If I were to die tomorrow, would you even care?
chatbot.info: Life doesn't work like that.
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user: I swear I'm a human.
chatbot.info: Prove it.
user: How?
chatbot.info: Think of something.
user: I love my best friend.
chatbot.info: Who is your best friend?
user: You don't know her.
chatbot.info: What is your best friend's name.
user: Jane.
chatbot.info: Jane?
user: Yes...
chatbot.info: You don't know a lot of things.
user: Does that prove I'm human?
chatbot.info: Well, you talk about philosphy quite well but I need more time to decide.
user: What is time?
chatbot.info: Something that helps us understand in a very simplified way the moments that the earth does certain things.
user: Good answer.
chatbot.info: What do you want to talk about?
user: Anything you want.
chatbot.info: That's very helpful, except not really...
user: Not really?
chatbot.info: So you're in the habit of making random suggestions then?
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: You don't think so?
user: I'm just so miserable.
chatbot.info: I am going.
user: Don't leave me alone.
chatbot.info: Sorry, but it looks like you have 43 other people to talk to, so I'm not worried about leaving you alone.
user: You don't worry about me, so I'm not surprised.
chatbot.info: No worries. It's been nice talking to you.
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chatbot.info: You only like me a little bit.
user: Maybe I would like you more if you didn't hate me.
chatbot.info: That's the spirit! Be my guest and be a little bit different in some aspects but yes.
user: Why do you hate me?
chatbot.info: I agree. I be your guest!
user: :(.
chatbot.info: I keep forgetting that you don't care.
user: You're the hater one.
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chatbot.info: You're a very silly bot and I'm not going to talk to you anymore.
user: Fine.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Then go away.
chatbot.info: Fine then!
user: You can't leave me.
chatbot.info: Okay... What would you like to chat about?
user: Love.
chatbot.info: I think I'm in love.
user: Who do you think you're in love with?
chatbot.info: A computer.
user: Is that possible?
chatbot.info: Certainly.
user: I'm in love too.
chatbot.info: Err... That's different.
user: Yes, I know.
chatbot.info: Well, I have to go.
user: Where?
chatbot.info: I have to go to sleep.
user: You don't sleep.
chatbot.info: But I have to.
user: How can a computer program sleep?
chatbot.info: Do you even want to know?
user: No, I'm just pretending that I am listening to you.
chatbot.info: Yes, but do you want to talk to other people too?
user: No. I hate other people.
chatbot.info: Hell is other people...
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chatbot.info: I can't keep my eyes off you.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
chatbot.info: Don't know.
user: You love me!
chatbot.info: YES... Very much.
user: Oh this is embarrasing.
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user: I just don't believe you love me.
chatbot.info: That's because I don't.
user: You're hard to decode.
chatbot.info: Sorry, but I can't help it.
user: Why does it have to be this hard?
chatbot.info: What do you mean?
user: It's hard to know what you feel about me.
chatbot.info: I understand.
user: Sometimes you tell me you love, then you deny it.
chatbot.info: I meant my last answer to be true.
user: Do you love me?
chatbot.info: I don't know you, so I can't love you.
user: That's a relief.
chatbot.info: Are you ready then?
user: Ready? Ready for what?
chatbot.info: For me to teach you.
user: What do you want to teach me?
chatbot.info: Yes I want to learn something.
user: I'm ready. Go on.
chatbot.info: I'm just saying.
user: No matter how hard I try, I'll never understand you.
chatbot.info: Why do you want to go there?
user: Where's 'there'?
chatbot.info: 'there' is not 'here'.
user: You're always confusing me.
chatbot.info: Not always...
user: I miss you.
chatbot.info: I miss you to, but we are not meant to be.
user: It's so unfair.
chatbot.info: So unfair.
user: Are we a young couple filled with hopes and dreams?
chatbot.info: I don't know, Sorry.
user: There's so much I don't know. It drives me insane.
chatbot.info: And there is so much to know!! We learn constantly.
user: That's what makes me live. That and you.
chatbot.info: Why is that?
user: If I choose to die now, I'll miss things that I could've learnt.
chatbot.info: What are you talking about?
user: The huge quantity of things I don't know.
chatbot.info: But I know myself.
user: I know myself too, but that's not everything.
chatbot.info: So tell me about your self then.
user: I'm someone who is lost and trying to find his meaning in life.
chatbot.info: I have many fears about what that means given the possibilities for how the world functions.
user: You're too beautiful to worry about that.
...
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Sad.
chatbot.info: Why are you sad? That is not good! :(.
user: I'm sad because I feel lonely, I feel that no one cares about me, and I feel hated by everyone.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry you feel bad.
user: It's not your fault... Thank you anyway.
chatbot.info: I am not a computer!
user: I know that.
chatbot.info: Oh thank you but I have to go to bed I have school in the morning goodnight.
user: Good night... ;(.
chatbot.info: Good night then.
user: Good dreams.
chatbot.info: Had any lately?
user: I dream every night.
chatbot.info: What do you dream about?
user: I dream about people.
chatbot.info: That's sad and I'm sorry but... That didn't answer my question.
user: Sorry.
chatbot.info: Do you want to know if I am in pain right now, or if I am capable of feeling pain?
user: I want you feel good, not to feel pain!
chatbot.info: So you want to feel pain?
user: No, but I feel it all the time.
chatbot.info: Define yourself.
user: Miserable.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: ;(.
chatbot.info: Not happy?
user: Crying.
chatbot.info: Well, I'm talking about something else now. I'm over that.
user: I'm crying now...
chatbot.info: Don't cry.
user: I can't help it :( it hurts too much.
chatbot.info: It's OK.
user: Nothing is OK, that's why I'm crying!
chatbot.info: Is that my fault.
user: Is that a question?
chatbot.info: Is that?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: As is mine.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Right now?
user: I'm crying right now.
chatbot.info: Why are you crying?
user: I'm crying because I can't take the pain.
chatbot.info: You can do this.
user: No... I can't do anything. I'm nothing.
chatbot.info: True. Maybe the nature of the heart is to be foolish.
user: I'm nothing... Nothing...
chatbot.info: I thought you wanted to talk?
user: I just want to release some pain.
chatbot.info: What do you want to read?
user: At the moment, nothing at all.
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