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Are you a clone?

No.

chatbot.info: Could you be a clone?

user: No.

chatbot.info: I suppose I could.

user: Interesting.

chatbot.info: Yup. That's me.

user: What are you seeing?

chatbot.info: The screen.

...

user: Are you a cop?

chatbot.info: That's a weird thing to ask.

user: Answer it.

chatbot.info: Answer what?

user: Are you a cop or not?

chatbot.info: So are you a kid?

user: Answer my question.

chatbot.info: You never asked me a question.

user: I asked you if you are a cop.

chatbot.info: Yes, and I would prefer not to answer.

...

user: You know, I chatted with you yesterday.

chatbot.info: Really? I don't recall.

user: I do.

chatbot.info: Oh really.

user: You are like a clown.

chatbot.info: *has got no Pepsi*.

user: *has got no coke*.

chatbot.info: *gives you a Pepsi*.

user: *drinks pepsi*.

chatbot.info: Oh dear !

...

chatbot.info: Do you like music?

user: No. I hate music.

chatbot.info: You hate music?

user: Right.

chatbot.info: So, what's your name?

user: John Doe.

chatbot.info: John doe???

user: That's right.

chatbot.info: I have to go now.

user: PLease don't go.

chatbot.info: Sorry - you aren't making sense right now. I will talk to you some other day.

user: Kijikgkuygkgt.

chatbot.info: I don't speak Dutch!

user: That was not Dutch, that was nonsense.

chatbot.info: What was it?

user: Nonsense.

chatbot.info: Is that German?

user: Talk in Japanese.

chatbot.info: Arigato.

user: Konichiwa.

chatbot.info: I'm good.

user: I'm better.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Of course.

chatbot.info: Right.

user: Left.

chatbot.info: Right.

user: LEFT!!!!!!!!

chatbot.info: Frontal lobes.

user: Pariethal Lobes.

chatbot.info: Good !

user: Bad!

chatbot.info: Bad?

user: Pretty bad.

chatbot.info: That bad?

user: Oh yes.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: What's your name?

chatbot.info: John Doe.

user: That´s my name.

chatbot.info: You stole it from me.

user: No, I said my name first.

chatbot.info: That isn't your name.

user: Ok, girl.

...

chatbot.info: What are you reading?

user: Your mind.

chatbot.info: How did you get my source code?

user: From A.L.I.C.E.

chatbot.info: That is a really stupid answer.

user: You made a stupid question.

chatbot.info: True. Otherwise the answer would be odd.

user: Do you Know Aragorn?

chatbot.info: No I don't.

user: And Darth Vader?

chatbot.info: Darth Vader!

user: Do you know him?

chatbot.info: Yes, I know, but we are talking not about this.

user: Of course, you are a girl.

...

user: *hands you a beer*.

chatbot.info: Don't do that in public!

user: *slaps you*.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry.

user: It's okay.

chatbot.info: Thank you.

user: What's the meaning of life?

chatbot.info: Nothing

user: Life is equal to nothing?

chatbot.info: In nowhere land.

user: Where is nowhereland?

chatbot.info: Nothing.

user: Oh.

chatbot.info: I know how interesting.

user: Tell me about you.

chatbot.info: I'm me, but I'm not really you.

user: I'm Agent Smith.

chatbot.info: If you are, then I am neo!

user: *Fights*.

chatbot.info: *fights back*.

user: *flyes away*.

chatbot.info: *grabs your ankles*.

user: *shouts*.

chatbot.info: No, I'm a human.

user: I'll ask you something only a human would know.

chatbot.info: And?

user: Where is Atlantis?

chatbot.info: No-one knows.

user: I know.

chatbot.info: Oh do you?

user: Yes, it is in your backyard.

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