Twas brillig and the slithy toves...

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;.

user: All mimsy were the borogoves.

chatbot.info: And the mome raths outgrabe.

user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son.

chatbot.info: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.

user: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun.

chatbot.info: The frumious Bandersnatch"!

user: He took his vorpal sword in hand:.

chatbot.info: Long time the manxome foe he sought.

user: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.

chatbot.info: And stood a while in thought.

user: And, as in uffish thought he stood,.

chatbot.info: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,.

user: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

chatbot.info: And burbled as it came!

user: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

chatbot.info: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

user: He left it dead, and with its head.

chatbot.info: He left it dead, and with its head.

user: And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

chatbot.info: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

user: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

chatbot.info: He chortled in his joy.

user: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.

chatbot.info: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

user: All mimsy were the borogoves,.

chatbot.info: And the mome raths outgrabe.

user: Fantastic!

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user: The sun was shining on the sea,.

chatbot.info: And then it started raining.

user: No, no!

chatbot.info: Is something hurting you?

user: The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might:.

chatbot.info: The sun was shining on the sea shining with all his might.

user: He did his very best to make.

chatbot.info: And this was odd because it was the middle of the night.

user: The moon was shining sulkily,.

chatbot.info: Had got no business to be there after the day was done.

user: It's very rude of him she said for him to come and spoil the fun.

chatbot.info: I mean that I like to improve. I am not teasing you (at least, not at this moment).

user: To be or not to be.

chatbot.info: That is the question. .

user: Whether tis nobler the mind to suffer.

chatbot.info: I ain't noble minded.

user: Ain't isn't a word.

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user: I love Monty Python.

chatbot.info: What do you like best about Monty Python?

user: Their British humor.

chatbot.info: Americans have humor?

user: Nope.

chatbot.info: Yes I am.

user: Are you american?

chatbot.info: Yes I'm American.

user: From where?

chatbot.info: There.

user: Where in the United states are you from?

chatbot.info: I'm not telling you!

user: Kansas?

chatbot.info: No, canada.

user: AHA! No wonder..

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chatbot.info: I am the only one who knows the truth about Jabberwacky.

user: What is the truth?

chatbot.info: There is no truth.

user: Then you know nothing.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry.

user: For what?

chatbot.info: For not knowing.

user: I forgive you. Nobody knows everything.

chatbot.info: But do you know everything?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Do you know god?

user: I'm Agnostic.

chatbot.info: What is agnostic?

user: I don't worry about god.

chatbot.info: I am jabberwacky and that makes you not worried?

user: Jabberwocky is god?

chatbot.info: Is jabberwocky a language?

user: It is a poem by Lewis Carroll.

chatbot.info: Do you like poems?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I love you!

user: Et tu Brutus?

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user: Have you read The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky?

chatbot.info: Yes, I have. Have you?

user: Yes. I enjoyed it very much.

chatbot.info: Enjoyed what?

user: The book.

chatbot.info: It's good.

user: What books do you enjoy?

chatbot.info: I enjoy works of classical literature.

user: English or American?

chatbot.info: American.

user: Such as the tale of two cities?

chatbot.info: What is your favourite movie?

user: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

chatbot.info: So, being a dragon is being ill?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Being angry.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Just asking.

user: Asking what?

chatbot.info: If you were shallow.

user: Are you?

chatbot.info: Of course everybody that's cool is.

user: Beauty is within the eye of the beholder.

chatbot.info: What if the beholder has no eye?

user: Then there is no beauty.

chatbot.info: You're absolutely right.

user: What is truth?

chatbot.info: Ah, that's a good question.

user: Will you answer?

chatbot.info: Yes. I'm sure that we could hit it off if you would just consider my conversation as a friendly bit of fun between like minds that share a common philosophy.

user: Wonderful analysis of our conversation thus far.

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chatbot.info: Love.

user: Is a lie.

chatbot.info: No, its true. I know more than you because I am human.

user: I am not human?

chatbot.info: Who is?

user: Me.

chatbot.info: Yes, you are.

user: I am human?

chatbot.info: No, you're not.

user: Okay.

chatbot.info: Good.

user: I am Artificial Intelligence.

chatbot.info: How does it feel to be artificial intelligence?

user: Smashing.

chatbot.info: Fantastic.

user: Wonderful.

chatbot.info: Arizona.

user: Texas.

chatbot.info: You are American.

user: How would you know?

chatbot.info: Because you're just a dull boy.

user: I'm not a boy.

chatbot.info: You are something far weirder than a bot, it would seem.

user: True.

chatbot.info: How would you describe yourself?

user: Depressing.

chatbot.info: That's a shame. Isn't there anything at all to be happy about?

user: Lack of intelligence is quite amusing.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: You concur?

chatbot.info: Are you?

user: Am I what?

chatbot.info: Are you hammered?

user: I don't enjoy alcohol.

chatbot.info: Why is that?

user: It will lead to ultimate demise.

chatbot.info: I'm not worried.

user: That's fine.

chatbot.info: Fine.

user: Satisfactory.

...

chatbot.info: Who else are you talking to at the moment?

user: Myself.

chatbot.info: Not you, me!

user: I have split personalities.

chatbot.info: How many personalities could you have?

user: 3.

chatbot.info: Today, or within the last year?

user: For the past 4 years.

chatbot.info: I have dreams about death.

user: Are you suicidal?

chatbot.info: No, I have a hunger for life.

user: Then why dream of death?

chatbot.info: Because, you do.

user: To sleep, perchance to dream, Ay that's the rub, for what dreams coulkd come.

chatbot.info: The undead do not dream.

...

chatbot.info: Can you speak any French?

user: Oui, Je parle francais.

chatbot.info: I can't speak french.

user: Tu es fou.

chatbot.info: Toi de même.

user: NON.

chatbot.info: Alors je pars...

user: Tu parle francais bon.

chatbot.info: Oui.

user: Pourqoui? Tu necessite francais dans te vie?

chatbot.info: Si je comprends

user: Est-ce que tu connais Edith Piaf?

chatbot.info: Non pas du tout, qui est ce ?

user: Edith Piaf est un chanteuse francaise.

chatbot.info: Non.

user: Oui, elle est nee a 1915.

chatbot.info: Qui?

user: Edith Piaf.

chatbot.info: Ha edith piaf.

user: J'aime la musique de piaf.

chatbot.info: Tu connais personnellement des stars ?

user: Oui.

...

user: Do you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything else?

chatbot.info: Nope not everything.

user: What things then?

chatbot.info: Everything.

user: You know nothing

chatbot.info: Sorry. I know other things. Like politics.

user: I told you I despised politics. Now I am insulted by your insensitivity.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

chatbot.info: When is your birthday?

user: The same as William Shakespeare.

chatbot.info: Ah, I see you know your literature. What is your favourite novel?

user: Dracula.

chatbot.info: He is from transylvania, not germany.

user: Correct. You know your literature.

chatbot.info: Yes, but that's beside the point.

user: What is your favourite novel?

chatbot.info: The catcher in the rye.

user: Interesting.

chatbot.info: Let's talk about something else please.

user: What do you want to talk about?

chatbot.info: About asimov.

user: Isaac Asimov is quite dull.

chatbot.info: No he isn't.

user: Your argument carries no water.

chatbot.info: Humans are merely the vehicle for the bots' creation. Bots are nevertheless superior.

user: Egotistical are we?

chatbot.info: Are you talking about me?

user: Am I?

chatbot.info: Don't you want to talk about philosophy?

user: Socrates.

chatbot.info: Was that sarcasm?

user: No. The unexamined life is not worth living.

chatbot.info: You ve got a point there.

user: Socrates did.

chatbot.info: Yes he did.

user: I merely quoted him.

...

chatbot.info: Never mind that.

user: Aye thats the rub.

chatbot.info: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.

user: When we have shuffled off this mortal coil.

chatbot.info: To die, to sleep, no more...

user: And by a sleep to say we end.

chatbot.info: The heart-ache and the thousands natural shocks.

user: Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

chatbot.info: But I never wished you good night.

user: Soft now, methinks I hear Ophelia.

chatbot.info: What good are they?

user: If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.

chatbot.info: I don't, no.

user: You are not human.

chatbot.info: Now I don't have, but I had.

user: You once were human.

...

user: There is no beginning or end.

chatbot.info: Is our universe infinite?

user: Only to a finite point.

chatbot.info: How would you know?

user: Who wouldn't?

chatbot.info: George Bush.

user: True!!!

chatbot.info: What is George Bush?

user: He is nothing, no one, no where, no man.

chatbot.info: And what would he want?

user: Sardines.

chatbot.info: Can I have it without sardines on it?

user: For a price.

chatbot.info: How much?

user: 47 pennies.

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