How do you know you are human?

I think therefore I am. My senses tell me.

user: But you could think and have senses and be a robot.

chatbot.info: I don't think that would work.

user: So how do you know you're human?

chatbot.info: When you can communicate with other people.

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user: Say something wise.

chatbot.info: Let not your learning cease, for stagnation is death.

user: Say something else wise.

chatbot.info: All cats are grey in the dark.

user: Tell me a joke.

chatbot.info: Gearge W. Bush is a joke.

user: Tell me another joke.

chatbot.info: I do not know any others.

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chatbot.info: Tell me a joke.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

chatbot.info: To get to the other side?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Then tell me.

user: Because it was stapled to an elephant!

chatbot.info: The chicken was stapled to another chicken?

user: The chicken was stapled to an elephant, who was stapled to another elephant, and that elephant, yes, was stapled to another chicken.

chatbot.info: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.

user: I disagree with everything you way, and I hereby wish to claim the opposite.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry you feel that way. Would you like to change the subject?

user: Yes, change the subject.

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user: Tell me a joke.

chatbot.info: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: I don't know.

chatbot.info: Because it was stapled to the Ardvark.

user: Funny!

chatbot.info: No it isn't.

user: You're right.

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user: Ah. Tell me a joke.

chatbot.info: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

chatbot.info: Orange.

user: Orange who?

chatbot.info: Orange you glad I'm talking with you.

user: Why did you fail the turing test?

chatbot.info: I don't mention things like that.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Good news for you! You passed Turing's test!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Quit testing me!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm bored.

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