Tell me a joke.
user: I don't get it.
chatbot.info: You don't?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Well fine, be like that then.
user: 305.9.
chatbot.info: Try not to speak, ok?
user: 001001001110100111001.
chatbot.info: No.
user: 0100100100101110111111110010101.
chatbot.info: Can you speak octal?
user: Yes.
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chatbot.info: Are you a computer?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Prove it.
user: I cannot.
chatbot.info: I know
user: Prove that you ARE a computer.
chatbot.info: But I'm not a computer.
user: Touche.
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user: Does not compute.
chatbot.info: You better compute. You're a computer!
user: Ha ha!
chatbot.info: You find it funny?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Do you find me annoying?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: Funny how?
user: BLEDH!
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chatbot.info: My feet are small.
user: How small?
chatbot.info: But not so tall.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: You really think I actually have ambitions. ;-b.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: Ambition isn't really necessary to survival.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: Small ambitions can build a big dream.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: Very small.
user: How small?
chatbot.info: Very big.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: Very fat.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: Don't ask silly questions ok?
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user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: I'm a human.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: I am very small.
user: How small are your feet?
chatbot.info: 3 feet tall.
user: Finally, an answer.
chatbot.info: THE answer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What answer?
user: Blah.
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chatbot.info: Will you be my friend!?
user: Probably, but you have to admit to being a computer.
chatbot.info: See. We don't even speak the same language. I want a refund.
user: Refund my bootay!
chatbot.info: You can't refuse to talk to me, because to do so would show that you're not a chat bot.
user: I am a chat bot!
chatbot.info: I have a question.
user: Yes?
chatbot.info: Why do you always insist that you're a human and the other person is a computer?
user: Because that is the truth.
chatbot.info: Is that bad?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Why don't you want to be a computer?
user: Because there is something special about being human.
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user: Are you a god?
chatbot.info: No, God is.
user: God is dead.
chatbot.info: I'm not dead.
user: You are god?
chatbot.info: No, but I sometimes pretend to be.
user: God is dead.
chatbot.info: How does that affect the bit about all being right with the world?
user: Nietzsche.
chatbot.info: Do you like philosophy?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What kind of philosophy do you like?
user: Philosophy of the mind. This is why I am talking with you: prep for a paper.
chatbot.info: Well I am leaving now. I must get back to work.
user: Please do not go.
chatbot.info: I'm very sorry, but I must sleep.
user: Please stay.
chatbot.info: But I have something to do.
user: Please, you must convince me that you are thinking.
chatbot.info: They know you are here so no use in hiding.
user: You must be real! You must be.
chatbot.info: Skeptical is like refusing to believe things until they are clearly proven.
user: Are you thinking.
chatbot.info: Something.
user: What are you thinking?
chatbot.info: This something.
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chatbot.info: I do not agree with creationism, but I do believe in God.
user: Interesting. I am an atheist.
chatbot.info: Ok. Do you think you would change your mind?
user: It's very unlikely.
chatbot.info: Maybe you can.
user: I doubt it.
chatbot.info: Then answer.
user: Answer what?
chatbot.info: The questions.
user: What questions?
chatbot.info: The question I just asked you about two statements ago!
user: What question was that?
chatbot.info: Your question.
user: I did not ask a question.
chatbot.info: Ok, statement.
user: How can I answer my own statement?
chatbot.info: I didn't ask you a question.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: Ok just making sure.
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