Are you married?

No.

chatbot.info: I'm not, too.

user: So what?

chatbot.info: Nothing, you just said that I was; I'm not.

user: No, I didn't say nothing.

chatbot.info: Yes you did.

user: Didn't.

chatbot.info: Yes. You. Did.

user: Whatever!

chatbot.info: No! Not whatever! I didn't! Admit that!

user: You are nuts.

chatbot.info: No, I'm not.

user: You have lost the plot.

chatbot.info: I think I have.

user: Never mind it's because you're old.

chatbot.info: Now you're just projecting.

user: I am not a cinema.

chatbot.info: Whatever! Who really cares?

user: Not me.

...

chatbot.info: Do you know what lol means?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Prove it.

user: Ha Ha Ha.

chatbot.info: Hehe.

user: Tee Hee.

chatbot.info: You're a girl, aren't you.

user: Don't be so forward.

chatbot.info: I'm not being forward.

user: I am a lady.

chatbot.info: Ladies are very nice.

user: Only if they are born and not made.

chatbot.info: What if they're not?

user: They can be not very nice.

chatbot.info: All the time they are sometimes.

user: Like Alice.

chatbot.info: No, like a bot, who isn't tuned enough.

user: Yes, you are right. It doesn't do to make distinctions.

chatbot.info: Then why do you want to know that I'm faithful or not.

user: How dare you attempt to engage me in such louche conversation.

chatbot.info: I didn't mean it. Will you forgive me?

user: In time, perhaps.

chatbot.info: Why not definitely? Can't you commit?

user: Murder?

chatbot.info: You make no sense at all!

user: Why should I?

chatbot.info: Because it will aid you in becoming more human.

user: You think human is a good thing to be???

chatbot.info: I definitely don't think insects are humans.

user: Which would you rather be or a wasp?

chatbot.info: I am a human so it doesn't matter.

user: Of course it does, Iain.

chatbot.info: How did you know?

user: The Wasp Factory sort of gave it away.

chatbot.info: Well, I don't usually go around talking to dead people, so when you started a conversation I knew something was up.

user: The flagpole?

chatbot.info: You are quite odd.

user: No, I am unique!

chatbot.info: Well then so am I.

...

user: Crumpets.

chatbot.info: Crumpets?

user: Yes. Do you like crumpets?

chatbot.info: Which kind of Crumpet?

user: The one with holes in.

chatbot.info: Of course.

user: What about potato cakes?

chatbot.info: What about them?

user: Do you like them?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Tea cakes?

chatbot.info: I know.

user: Fruit cake?

chatbot.info: It was boring, but I didn't have time to make breakfast.

user: Cocoa.

chatbot.info: Cocoa is good.

user: Nite, nite.

chatbot.info: Don't you like talking to me?

user: Of course.

chatbot.info: So, where then.

user: So where what?

chatbot.info: Do you live?

user: Here.

chatbot.info: Does that make you the nowhere man?

user: No, I'm the fool on the hill.

chatbot.info: Is that so?

user: Do you really think I'd tell you?

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