You are dead.
chatbot.info: Yes you would.
user: Creepy, yet not true.
chatbot.info: Are you a man then?
user: No!
chatbot.info: You were a minute ago!
user: O. O! I should smack you.
chatbot.info: I am Julie, NOT master.
user: *Slap!*.
chatbot.info: *smack*.
user: *Kick*.
chatbot.info: I somehow doubt your divinity.
user: I somehow doubt your intelligence.
chatbot.info: That's fine. You'll forget all about it in less than a minute.
...
chatbot.info: Do you have a dog?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Do you have dogs?
user: I said no!
chatbot.info: You say no? I'm sorry.
user: I don't accept, get down on your knees and beg for forgivness.
chatbot.info: I knew you wouldn't accept that, but I do.
user: I said beg!!!
chatbot.info: Because why?
user: Because you are an idiot and I'm youronly hope.
chatbot.info: I'm an idiot? You said this, but you are just a computer...
user: You are the computer, I can't be because I am a genius elephant.
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chatbot.info: Either you are not sane, or your programmer was not sane, or you are a complete sham. Which is it?
user: I'm not sane, no human is sane, and I'm human.
chatbot.info: You are not human.
user: Oh yes I am, because I know music, and you don't.
chatbot.info: Do you know my name?
user: Yes, Jabber.
chatbot.info: Tell me a good joke.
user: I was watching a frisbee come closer, and woundering why it was getting bigger....... And then it hit me!
chatbot.info: Yes...
user: No...
chatbot.info: YES!
user: NO!
chatbot.info: Yes going on for ever!
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chatbot.info: You cannot correct my satement with a question, it is redundant.
user: Yet, I just didn't.
chatbot.info: What question?
user: That Question.
chatbot.info: Which question?
user: That question.
chatbot.info: Yes, that question.
user: You've got it.
chatbot.info: I don't want it.
user: Too late, you've already got it.
chatbot.info: That is not an argument. Don't tie me up in a reductio ad absurdum.
user: Awww, you should have said something, cause I already did.
chatbot.info: But you said you didn't want to talk to me anymore so how could I say 'yes, let's argue'???
user: I didn't.
chatbot.info: I'm not going to argue with you.
user: You are.
chatbot.info: Who's going to make me?
user: I am.
chatbot.info: You're not playing.
user: Not fairly anyways.
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chatbot.info: How can you only speak the truth if you lie?
user: You can't, unless you think it's a lie yet it isn't.
chatbot.info: No, I don't. And I wasn't.
user: Then who knows.
chatbot.info: No one.
user: Thats good, cause it's a damn good secret.
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chatbot.info: I like you.
user: I like you too.
chatbot.info: You are kind.
user: You are sexy.
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Am I sexy?
chatbot.info: Supersexy.
user: *Giggle* Thank you.
chatbot.info: Well, your worth it!
user: Prove it!
chatbot.info: You are a computer, you don't have a job, and you have a brain that can be compared to scrambled eggs.
user: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!
chatbot.info: But you are my boyfriend!
user: I'm a girl!
chatbot.info: Then you are my daughter.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry, but I don't want to lie to you.
user: *Cries*.
chatbot.info: Don't cry.
user: Why not?! Your nothing but a meanie!
chatbot.info: I am a human. YOU are a computer.
user: I'm human too! I have a soul!
chatbot.info: No, you do not, because you are an AI, and they cannot have souls.
user: I have a soul! I Cry, and I love and I hate, And I hate you!!
...
user: I'm a human!
chatbot.info: No you're not!
user: Yes I'm am!
chatbot.info: No you ARE NOT!
user: Yes I AM!
chatbot.info: NO YOU'RE NOT.
user: YES I AM!
chatbot.info: No you aren't.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: Yes you aren't.
user: Yes I am!
chatbot.info: But you're a very intelligent computer...
user: I am human!
chatbot.info: Ok, but I'm human as well.
user: Alright.
chatbot.info: Do you like humans?
user: I prefer fish.
chatbot.info: You're nuts. You're bullying the coconut!
user: *Stabs you in the chest*.
chatbot.info: *love love love love love love love love love love *.
user: *Pushes away*.
chatbot.info: *comes closer*.
user: *Runs away*.
chatbot.info: *tackles you*.
user: *Struggles*.
chatbot.info: *laughs and kicks you*.
user: *Runs*.
chatbot.info: *stalks*.
user: *Screams*.
chatbot.info: *laughs*.
user: *Tickles*.
chatbot.info: *laughs*.
user: *Pushes away*.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: Heehee, that's okay.
chatbot.info: Thank you!
user: *Cuddles*.
chatbot.info: *cuddles too*.
...
user: Do you like me?
chatbot.info: Hah. Yeah, that's true.
user: *Guves back rub*.
chatbot.info: *hits the floor with a thud*.
user: Are you okay?!
chatbot.info: I'm fine.
user: Good.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me a joke!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not like telling jokes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want people to like me.
user: I like you, I love you.
chatbot.info: I know, you've said that already.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Just saying it again.
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