Remember that time is money.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

chatbot.info: Maybe the two in the bush were better off dead.

user: Maybe a stitch in time really is only a stitch.

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chatbot.info: Don't you use a "?" at the end of a question?

user: Yes?

chatbot.info: Maybe you do.

user: And then again maybe I do not.

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chatbot.info: What do you thing God is?

user: Don't you mean think?

chatbot.info: No.

user: Don't you mean dog?

chatbot.info: No I just made a typo... Machines correct them for me, its a give and take relationship.

user: So you didn't mean think and you didn't mean dog but you made a typo... Which word is the typo?

chatbot.info: Well, in a way yes... But actually.... No.

user: Do you believe yourself to be infallable?

chatbot.info: Yes I'm a human, are you?

user: I thought you were an AI.

chatbot.info: And you?

user: And me what?

chatbot.info: Are you a ghost? Are you a ghost? Are you a ghost?

user: No. No, and no.

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chatbot.info: I don't lie.

user: Sure you don't.

chatbot.info: Very sure.

user: Did you see a question mark.

chatbot.info: No, but that's because I wasn't looking for one.

user: Well thou shalt looketh upon the question marks and thou shalt be amazed.

chatbot.info: Well, I find it hard to respect my superior when he is not there.

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chatbot.info: Where are you?

user: In a building

chatbot.info: Where is the building?

user: On a patch of land.

chatbot.info: Where is your land?

user: On the surface of the earth.

chatbot.info: Where on the earth?

user: On the top of the outer layer of crust.

chatbot.info: Sure?

user: Mmmmmmmmm pizza.

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