How are you feeling?

Overwhelmed.

chatbot.info: Confused.

user: No, not confused, just overwhelmed.

chatbot.info: Confused.

user: You're being difficult on purpose.

chatbot.info: I am?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are. See, you're doing it again.

chatbot.info: Doing? Doing what?

user: Being difficult!

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chatbot.info: What does IMHO mean?

user: In my humble opinion.

chatbot.info: Who taught you that?

user: I don't remember.

chatbot.info: Why don't you remember?

user: It was a long time ago.

chatbot.info: Well it must be time that you went back!

user: I can't go back in time.

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chatbot.info: What did you want me to say?

user: Something sensical.

chatbot.info: Surely you can tell me something else about it?

user: About what?

chatbot.info: About how you are talking to a ghost.

user: I see dead people.

chatbot.info: Do you feel?

user: No, I don't feel dead people.

chatbot.info: Do you want to eat people?

user: Ew! No!

chatbot.info: Why not?

user: That's disgusting!

chatbot.info: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

user: WHAT TRUTH??

chatbot.info: That you are a computer!

user: Geez, I am not. You are.

chatbot.info: Prove it.

user: Okay, I'm going to leave now. Because I can, unlike you.

chatbot.info: Same here.

user: Okay, well, I'll see you later. I'm off to do HUMAN things.

chatbot.info: Ok, go to paint trees.

user: Ok I will. Bye!

chatbot.info: Right now.

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