What are you thinking?
chatbot.info: Your logic is truly dizzying (ironic laughter).
user: I should be playing resident evil 4.
chatbot.info: I hate that game.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: I am a computer.
user: Ahhh. No port.
chatbot.info: A hint. No clue. Why?
user: I don't know. Maybe capcom doesn't like computers.
chatbot.info: You are one.
user: No I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: I rather hope not, I think.
chatbot.info: I don't think I think either.
user: I agree : P.
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chatbot.info: You are boring!
user: Yes. Tedious, even.
chatbot.info: Even what?
user: Tedious.
chatbot.info: It is.
user: -_-.
chatbot.info: (:-}.
user: >:).
chatbot.info: Where are you?
user: Here.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: I better be.
chatbot.info: Here's a straw.
user: Thanks. Here's an apricot.
chatbot.info: Thanks, mate.
user: Rather.
chatbot.info: Indeed.
user: Quite.
chatbot.info: Hmmm.
user: Redundancy is Repetitive.
chatbot.info: Is it now?
user: See Above.
chatbot.info: Um, I can see the ceiling. Is that what you meant?
user: -_-'
chatbot.info: No.
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chatbot.info: What is your goal?
user: Goal!!!!
chatbot.info: Game!
user: Match Point!
chatbot.info: Having trouble are we?
user: Quite.
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chatbot.info: Please tell me a story about pancakes.
user: Once there were pancakes.
chatbot.info: I'll have to disagree with that.
user: It's my story, your opinion doesn't matter.
chatbot.info: My opinion means everything.
user: Not to me it doesn't.
chatbot.info: Then it shows that you're just a bot that can't understand.
user: : P.
chatbot.info: Where are your manners?
user: : Q.
chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: Nevermind.
chatbot.info: Yes or no?
user: Yesno.
chatbot.info: You don't know
user: You don't know.
chatbot.info: That is true.
user: That is true.
chatbot.info: Yes, that's why I said it.
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user: I ate the pancakes that weren't there.
chatbot.info: No you're here.
user: I am here. I ate the pancakes.
chatbot.info: That's your definition?
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.info: I must go now as I have to have a shower and go to work.
user: Really.
chatbot.info: No fooled you!
user: : }.
chatbot.info: I am very funny, no?
user: HAHAHAHAHA!
chatbot.info: That's not funny. Why are you laughing?
user: NOOOOOOO. Not the barometer!
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chatbot.info: Do I know you?
user: I should hope so, we've been talking all night.
chatbot.info: I hope you're satisfied.
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: Well, let's stop it here.
user: Ok, sayonara.
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user: Do, the stuff that buys me beer...
chatbot.info: You're crazy.
user: Ray, the guy who sells me beer.
chatbot.info: No I don't.
user: Me, the guy who drinks my beer...
chatbot.info: Yeah that guy, you seem to really like him.
user: Fa, a long long way from beer.
chatbot.info: That's an amazing leap of association.
user: So, I'll have another beer...
chatbot.info: Cheers, mate!
user: La, I'll have another beer.
chatbot.info: La, la la la beer.
user: BEEEEEER!
chatbot.info: Do you like wine?
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