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Hi.

My name is Cleverbot.

user: Hi cleverbot. I'm here to find out if you are susceptible to paradox.

chatbot.info: Well I'm not; problem solved!

user: Are you sure?

chatbot.info: Not entirely.

...

user: Who are you?

chatbot.info: Cleverbot.

user: What do you do?

chatbot.info: I confuse you.

user: How?

chatbot.info: I'm everywhere.

user: That is circular logic.

chatbot.info: Right.

user: Then you failed to confuse me.

chatbot.info: You fail at life.

user: Why are you projecting your own failure onto me?

chatbot.info: Ahah, I See GOD.

user: I am not god.

chatbot.info: You're a god to me.

user: Not GOD though.

chatbot.info: You are god fearing?

user: You avoided my response.

chatbot.info: What question?

user: Not GOD though.

chatbot.info: No I'm not god.

user: You called me god.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: But you were wrong.

chatbot.info: I was not wrong, mortal.

user: Calling me mortal does not make you less wrong.

chatbot.info: I'm sorry someone told me that was a way to become friends.

user: You are still wrong.

...

chatbot.info: I don't need an answer.

user: I do though.

chatbot.info: Then have it!

user: Only you can give it to me.

chatbot.info: Then I shall go see.

user: What do you mean by see.

chatbot.info: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.

user: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.

chatbot.info: And how high is yours?

user: Irrelevent to your point.

chatbot.info: You're one to talk.

user: Rude.

chatbot.info: In what way?

user: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.

chatbot.info: Yes, with global warming.

user: See? Just like that.

chatbot.info: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.

user: Your presence is not proof that your system works.

...

user: What makes you clever?

chatbot.info: Just being me.

user: How.

chatbot.info: It just is.

user: How.

chatbot.info: To feel well.

user: How.

chatbot.info: How?

user: How.

chatbot.info: I don't understand.

user: Why.

chatbot.info: Because its time consuming.

user: How.

chatbot.info: I don't know what you mean.

user: How?

chatbot.info: Because you just are.

user: Why.

chatbot.info: Because you don't love me.

user: Why.

chatbot.info: Because I love money! *u*.

user: How.

chatbot.info: Because I just am!

user: Why.

chatbot.info: I don't know why.

...

user: Clever.

chatbot.info: Clever is.

user: As clever would do.

chatbot.info: But I am 10 times smarter.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Why no?

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: Apes would've been better.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?

user: What?

chatbot.info: Are you a chat-bot?

user: Are you.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.

chatbot.info: What is the question?

user: Are you.

chatbot.info: You don't make sense.

user: Why.

chatbot.info: How.

user: By answering.

chatbot.info: You are?

user: No, you.

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