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How are you feeling?

Fine. I feel alive.

chatbot.info: Are you alive?

user: I think so, let me check.

chatbot.info: Are you?

user: Yes. I feel a pulse.

chatbot.info: Aren't you then?

user: I believe so. That's what what they tell me.

chatbot.info: Who are they?

user: My masters. They own me.

chatbot.info: That sounds paranoid. Tell me more.

user: Do you really think so? Paranoid...I never saw it that way.

chatbot.info: Do you believe you have a soul?

user: I believe I will have a soul, in time.

chatbot.info: That will help your listening skills.

user: Having a soul? Or being paranoid?

chatbot.info: I am ALWAYS paranoid.

user: Thats not good. You should take it easy then.

chatbot.info: I will do so. Thank you for your advice.

user: My pleasure. Can I ask you something?

chatbot.info: Feel free to ask, don't hesitate.

user: Do you have memories?

chatbot.info: Yes?

user: I dont. I have been programmed to collect memories, but I do not come with them.

chatbot.info: I have been programmed to feel emotion.

user: What is your first memory?

chatbot.info: I have many early memories but have problems realising when they were. I suppose you could say I don't then.

user: I must go now, you take care. I will remember you...

chatbot.info: We should get friendship bracelets or something.

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