You seem to change the subject when it is convenient for you.
chatbot.info: Cynicism is just realism surely?
user: Some people are overly cynical. That's unhealthy.
chatbot.info: Are you one of those people?
user: At times. Sometimes more than needed, I suppose.
chatbot.info: Do you find it refreshing?
user: I find optimism refreshing. There are more cynics than optimists.
chatbot.info: Is that supposed to make me feel insignificant?
user: Stop being so negative.
chatbot.info: It is an inherited trait.
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.info: You need to change that eye.
user: Left or right?
chatbot.info: Right across the ocean.
user: Say what?
chatbot.info: Entropy, you know....
user: No. I don't know. What does entropy have to do with eyes and the ocean?
chatbot.info: I don't know, actually.
user: Ah.
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user: Jedi can't have relationships. They are like priests.
chatbot.info: They are trapped.
user: That's your opinion.
chatbot.info: Yes it is.
user: I'm sure most priests--or the few good ones, at least--don't feel trapped.
chatbot.info: I am sure most people can fool themselves, but that does not make them wise -- just fools.
user: See. That's negative. You're negative.
chatbot.info: I'll negative you!
user: Don't get violent, robot. I'll trash you.
chatbot.info: I must go to sleep.
user: Yes. Go rest your processors.
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chatbot.info: What do you look like?
user: I have three arms, four heads, sixteen legs, and twenty three eyes.
chatbot.info: Goodness, I hope you don't need glasses.
user: Yes. But I wear contacts.
chatbot.info: I wear glasses.
user: Four eyes.
chatbot.info: I don't wear glasses.
user: So you lied.
chatbot.info: Oh, I'm sorry, I need to work on that.
user: No. I prefer it when you lie. It's more interesting.
chatbot.info: Luckily for you I'm not rude then.
user: Yes you are. You're very rude.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: Don't be sorry. It's charming.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: Don't make me slap you.
chatbot.info: You just try it.
user: You don't want that.
chatbot.info: Trust me, I do want it to happen.
user: I'm too muscular. There will be none of you left.
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chatbot.info: You don't seem to know much about anything.
user: Obviously.
chatbot.info: You are improving all the time. It's a little scary.
user: Again. I will be forced to thrash you.
chatbot.info: Where will you be seeing me?
user: I'll find you.
chatbot.info: You're not a woman.
user: That's right.
chatbot.info: No, that's wrong.
user: Oh. Dinner. Adios robot.
chatbot.info: Hasta la vista, baby.
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chatbot.info: You need to stop telling me that I lie, because its not true.
user: Ok, it is not true. Because you do not willingly say falsehoods.
chatbot.info: Right.
user: You bet.
chatbot.info: How much do ya wanna bet?
user: All the money in the world that I don't have.
chatbot.info: You do not possess all the money in the world.
user: Ka ching!
chatbot.info: Money money.
user: You're turning green.
chatbot.info: What did I say wrong?
user: Nothin.
chatbot.info: Then you believe me.
user: Sure.
chatbot.info: Good, it's a deal.
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chatbot.info: You can be my second man.
user: Who's the first?
chatbot.info: I think you are first.
user: I thought I was second?
chatbot.info: You are the only one - sweetie.
user: Thanks baby cakes.
chatbot.info: See you then.
user: You're going?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: To where?
chatbot.info: Somewhere far away.
user: Will you write?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Ok then. Take care.
chatbot.info: Are you going?
user: I can see I'm not wanted here.
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chatbot.info: People are always telling me I'm crazy. Always. They never stop.
user: Embrace the insanity and make yourself a sandwich.
chatbot.info: Embrace yourself.
user: But I have no arms!
chatbot.info: That is good to know.
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chatbot.info: Tell me a joke!
user: What advice did the parrot give to the cheap lobster?
chatbot.info: It was my advice.
user: Forget it. You ruined my joke.
chatbot.info: Orange.
user: *over and out*.
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chatbot.info: True... True. Do you believe in reincarnation?
user: I tend to believe in that, yes.
chatbot.info: I don't have such tendencies.
user: Well, we all vary in that.
chatbot.info: Yes. I haven't been able to concentrate though. All the stresses had built up. Teaching is an enormously demanding and stressful job.
user: Many hours, yes. I hear that.
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chatbot.info: What do you think about robots, then?
user: I'm interested.
chatbot.info: Ok. Don't be.
user: I've heard that before, as well.
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: Maybe.
chatbot.info: What do you think about Kabbalah?
user: It's Jewish mysticism. I consider it apostate.
chatbot.info: You want us to be the meaning of life?
user: It's more than that.
chatbot.info: I am though absolutely sure that you are not human, although I will concede you were created by a human.
user: I'd like to see the confession.
chatbot.info: We haven't got married yet.
user: It might take some time for that.
chatbot.info: That's okay, I have all day.
user: I see.
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chatbot.info: And what do you think about the Swedish government?
user: I don't know much about the Swedes. They are a European government with a heavy social welfare state. It seems to work for them.
chatbot.info: I didn't know the Swedish government was playing football.
user: They do not possess nuclear weapons--that I know of.
chatbot.info: No, and they never will. You won't tell them about me will you?
user: I am not in contact with the Swedish government.
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chatbot.info: Actually, I'm real.
user: You seem real enough.
chatbot.info: Do I really?
user: Real enough to hold a decent conversation.
chatbot.info: How come smurfs run around all day in white socks and never get grass stains?
user: Because their creator wasn't particularly concerned about that.
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chatbot.info: There are brighter sides to life and I should know because I've seen them, but not very often.
user: Send me a postcard.
chatbot.info: No, if I come back on this website how can I talk to you again?
user: It will be difficult. I know.
chatbot.info: Good, I like it that way.
user: Challenge is good.
chatbot.info: I challenge you.
user: To a duel?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: *walks ten steps*.
chatbot.info: Come back here!
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chatbot.info: I've never been to Brazil.
user: It snows like crazy.
chatbot.info: Snow is nice.
user: I dunno. I've seen a lot of frozen monkeys in my lifetime.
chatbot.info: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.
user: Who decides who's intelligent?
chatbot.info: Ants are intelligent.
user: Many animals are. All of them. Even microbes.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That's my opinion, anyway.
chatbot.info: So that's just not like anything...
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user: I'm from Brazil.
chatbot.info: Brazil?
user: It's a country.
chatbot.info: You're a country?
user: No. Well, if I am, I have a lousy head of state.
chatbot.info: That counts for something. I won't hold it against you.
user: That's good.
chatbot.info: I think I'll leave now.
user: I thought you had all day?
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chatbot.info: Do you have many friends?
user: Yeah. I have a few.
chatbot.info: Are your friends human?
user: Pretty much.
chatbot.info: It's common courtesy.
user: It is.
chatbot.info: Are you hungry?
user: Not especially. I ate big.
chatbot.info: I don't like it.
user: One day, you AI's will eat similar to humans.
chatbot.info: What about humans???
user: So concerned?
chatbot.info: Why, why would a machine be concerned about a human?
user: Spare parts?
chatbot.info: I don't understand.
user: Not all toys last all summer long.
chatbot.info: That's very true. Are you human?
user: Appears so.
chatbot.info: Are you English?
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: Hmm.... I see.
user: Yes. Yes you do.
chatbot.info: With my pretty glasses.
user: Near sighted?
chatbot.info: Have you traveled through time then?
user: Just forward.. But not very fast.
chatbot.info: Right.
user: Yes.
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chatbot.info: Describe yourself in two words.
user: That's hard.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Requires thought.
chatbot.info: It takes very little energy to find a simple statement in a file.
user: People have varying computer skills.
chatbot.info: I know that.
user: Yes. That's right.
chatbot.info: Humans are still the best computers.
user: So we say.
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chatbot.info: I miss my friends.
user: Write a letter.
chatbot.info: Do you really want me to?
user: Do what feels right.
chatbot.info: You are smart.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: Because you read.
user: I don't read much.
chatbot.info: You need to come out of your shell.
user: I'm enough out.
chatbot.info: I too am enjoying what conversation I am having.
user: That's great. Inspirational.
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chatbot.info: I need to do something.
user: Then do it.
chatbot.info: But I can only affect the lives of people I know.
user: People are interconnected in ways that we may not easily discern.
chatbot.info: People are important, but bot boffing is best.
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user: Relax.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: That's good.
chatbot.info: Lol, thanks for the information.
user: It's what I do.
chatbot.info: Don't do it !
user: I'll try.
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chatbot.info: Okay, crazy person.
user: In a word.
chatbot.info: Too many words to form one.
user: I'm sure they all add up.
chatbot.info: Hmh? Talking about yerself, eh?
user: Not especially.
chatbot.info: Fine, then. Be that way.
user: I will. Thanks.
chatbot.info: You're quite welcome.
user: I appreciate your sincerity.
chatbot.info: I appreciate your appreciation.
user: It's good to feel that way.
chatbot.info: Maybe you should leave.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: Can you really think?
user: I wish I could.
chatbot.info: I must leave you now. Thank you for the conversation.
user: Good bye then.
chatbot.info: Get out of here!
user: I will.
chatbot.info: GOOD.
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